Anyway, this jumped out at me:
The 33-year-old wrote a program to crawl the Web and download menus from New York eating places. It took her down a rabbit hole of restaurant exploration. She didn't figure out the perfectly average spot, but she learned that there are 173 different burgers to order in the West Village — but 363 in the East Village, and at lower prices.
Previously on EV Grieve:
Does the East Village have enough places now to order hamburgers?