Tuesday, January 14, 2014

Want a bus?



Last Tuesday, during the Polar Vortex, this bus broke down in front of St. Brigid's on Avenue B at East Eighth Street. A week later, it's still there. We're told that no one from the bus operator has attempted to make any repairs… or haul it off somewhere…

Until then, what can we do with it?

8 comments:

DrBOP said...

Ray's Egg Cream Truck.

St. Brigid's Street Confessional.

A historical Bloomboig-related mural....then plow it into the East River....and have a party while watching it sink.

ROAD TRIP!

abrod said...

New York's hottest club is...

Gojira said...

Atlantic filed for bankruptcy, I doubt they care. The city will have to do it.

"Bus Problems Could Leave Thousands Of NYC School Kids In Need Of A Ride
Bus Company Filing For Bankruptcy, DOE Scrambling To Find Solution By Jan. 2 December 19, 2013 5:38 PM

NEW YORK (CBSNewYork) – Some 40,000 school children may not have bus service when they come back from Christmas break.

The Department of Education was expected to send out letters Thursday and Friday to parents of some 40,000 students saying their bus company, Atlantic, informed the city it will not provide transportation when school starts after winter recess on Jan. 2.

The letter says Atlantic and its affiliated companies, Amboy, Staten Island Bus and Atlantic Queens Bus, have filed for bankruptcy protection."

Ken from Ken's Kitchen said...

Ben Shaoul and Ramy Isaac are already trying to figure out how to put a penthouse on it.

10:53 am said...

New trend for the mobile food trend, the food t̶r̶u̶c̶k̶ school bus. Where the hipsters and foodies will pay three times the price of a regular food and feeling quite superior and authentic and special about it. Hey, they're doing that school cafeteria set up at M. Wells at P.S. 1. And maybe them biscuit boys can start an outpost here, it'll be fitting since they need to be taken to school anyway.
Breakfast.Homeroom.Recess.Lunch.Gym.Naptime.Detention.

Makeout said...

Paint it blue- Voila! Citibus! Commercial license not included.

12:27 pm said...

Or that could be the new luxury living in the E̶a̶s̶t̶ ̶V̶i̶l̶l̶a̶g̶e̶ Midtown South or Bloomberg's micro-apartments. By putting up dry walls, this can be built into seven 4-b̶e̶d̶r̶o̶o̶m̶ seater housing for the bros and their sistah hanger-ons.: plenty of windows for that rare sunlit room; an abundance of charm! currently configured as an open minimal space or design to your own taste; great location steps from M15 Selectbus Service, Citibike docking stations, the L train to hipsterville, and the historic Tompkins Square Park -- the site of counterculture, protests and riots and now home to Halloween Dog show where the ladyships from NoCi (North of the City) can participate or be spectators, vying to be the next the Westminster Dog Show ; minutes away from the NYCs best restaurants and nightlife, including Brindle Room, Drop Off Service, and Yuca Bar; a neighborhood where the bankers, hedgefunders, models, trust-fund hipsters, rub elbows with the immigrants and townies. Literally steps away from the newly renovated St, Brigid's Church anonymously funded by one Braveheart; on site amenities and facilities, as in the laundromats are within the site of where this bus is. $3862 - $7435/ month. Will accept co-signers. Available immediately! Move-in now!

Goggla said...

Paint "FURTHUR" on the front and go for a trip!