Sunday, July 10, 2016

Noted



Spotted on Avenue B near Second Street. We appreciate the honest assessment of this discarded Shark Pet Perfect Hand Vacuum.

Also, we looked up this product and learned something about people who buy the Shark Pet Perfect Hand Vacuum via Amazon... they have excellent taste in films...

5 comments:

Giovanni said...

I'm not holding my breath that this Shark Pet Perfect Hand Vacuum works well at all. I'm also not holding my breath that Bernie Sanders will ever drop out of the Presidential race, even though his campaign is as dead in the water as the dead guy in Weekend at Bernies.

JQ LLC said...

I had that shark vacuum which I actually found by the garbage. Utilizing the George Costanza rule, it was standing upright so it was OK to take it.

Alas, that description is true. It does work but not well. It doesn't pack enough power, you're better off sweeping.

Anonymous said...

That is just gross...

Eden Bee said...

I am the one who bought that vacuum and the wonderful feature film Weekend at Bernie's. Both products were extremely satisfying in ways I can't even begin to describe. Shipped in two days.

JQ LLC said...

@1134

Well it wasn't like an bitten eclair perched/hovering on top of the pile. It was actually standing beside a chair and a dresser.

It's hard to purchase new merchandise after a decade of wage stagnation...