tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5694390946037511355.post5737534923127682478..comments2024-03-29T09:08:56.746-04:00Comments on EV Grieve: Alder debuts its sidewalk cafeUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5694390946037511355.post-37721130420996955712013-08-25T22:18:50.267-04:002013-08-25T22:18:50.267-04:00The $90 beet app is amazing btw! The $90 beet app is amazing btw! Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5694390946037511355.post-38125166563337602852013-08-25T20:46:52.598-04:002013-08-25T20:46:52.598-04:00I usually let out an air biscuit whenever I pass b...I usually let out an air biscuit whenever I pass by a sidewalk trendeatery tables with pretentious foodies in them, as away of welcoming them to the neighborhood.Fartmannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5694390946037511355.post-57121931593764125672013-08-25T00:30:47.378-04:002013-08-25T00:30:47.378-04:00Passed by earlier in the evening and indeed the se...Passed by earlier in the evening and indeed the seating looks peculiar. Not unlike the kids table at Christmas. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5694390946037511355.post-32073741416277575062013-08-24T17:41:58.162-04:002013-08-24T17:41:58.162-04:00Dear enthusiastic gutter diners,
We are pleased t...Dear enthusiastic gutter diners,<br /><br />We are pleased to inform you that we have returned the awkward seating area to the sidewalk this evening.<br /><br />Please join us and enjoy a $90 beet appetizer while the 16 Handles patrons repeatedly shreik "OH MY GOD!" three steps to your left.<br /><br />Bon appetite!Not the Alder Tablesnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5694390946037511355.post-69893489147987799232013-08-22T19:23:19.107-04:002013-08-22T19:23:19.107-04:00Dear enthusiastic gutter diners,
We regret to in...Dear enthusiastic gutter diners, <br /><br />We regret to inform you that outdoor seating is not available tonight.<br /><br />We hope to bring the seating area back tomorrow night so you can dine on the gum blobs and puke stains as you've grown accustomed to.<br /><br />Thank you for your patience.Not the Alder Tablesnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5694390946037511355.post-36714580002502202862013-08-21T07:35:20.243-04:002013-08-21T07:35:20.243-04:00@10:45 The hostess needs something to do since the...@10:45 The hostess needs something to do since there are so many empty tables as she says.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5694390946037511355.post-28840414214581496872013-08-21T07:10:26.050-04:002013-08-21T07:10:26.050-04:00Who looks at the sidewalk? Hard not to when its co...Who looks at the sidewalk? Hard not to when its covered in gum blobs and puke stains. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5694390946037511355.post-83691451755913566552013-08-20T22:45:24.294-04:002013-08-20T22:45:24.294-04:008:40PM. Co-owner of the restaurant? Investor? Heh....8:40PM. Co-owner of the restaurant? Investor? Heh.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5694390946037511355.post-74866644498248271592013-08-20T20:40:50.741-04:002013-08-20T20:40:50.741-04:00Food is exceptional. Plenty of open tables at bar ...Food is exceptional. Plenty of open tables at bar and outdoors on a warm Tuesday night. The $9 Provencal rose was perfect. Who even looks at the sidewalk?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5694390946037511355.post-10773283630860271642013-08-20T20:09:25.062-04:002013-08-20T20:09:25.062-04:00I like the giant puke stain in front of the door! ...I like the giant puke stain in front of the door! What's this place called? Touch 'O Class!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5694390946037511355.post-33177484845196673222013-08-20T19:48:08.604-04:002013-08-20T19:48:08.604-04:00I second that. Who are these assholes willing to e...I second that. Who are these assholes willing to eat outside on the disgusting sidewalk with all the traffic and drunks? What next, a Holland Tunnel cafe? Really people...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5694390946037511355.post-29333063011805694452013-08-20T16:27:44.294-04:002013-08-20T16:27:44.294-04:00We need more tables on the sidewalk because, even ...We need more tables on the sidewalk because, even with the doofuses sitting around eating for-yo in a hoof, and the smokers from all the bars on the block, and the lines to get into all the bars on the block, and the people walking like zombies staring into their phones, there's still a few inches of space left to <em>walk</em> on the sidewalk. And we can't have that!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5694390946037511355.post-59771769674659969342013-08-20T16:11:09.735-04:002013-08-20T16:11:09.735-04:00We need more tables for people to ingest legal int...We need more tables for people to ingest legal intoxicants and then tell people on their friend lists they are sitting outside ingesting legal intoxicants and telling them about on their mobile cell computer. This is why we must kill children in the middle east in their sleep to preserve this way of life. nygrumpnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5694390946037511355.post-24202690820955607932013-08-20T11:18:00.465-04:002013-08-20T11:18:00.465-04:00I love dining in the gutter. It makes me feel like...I love dining in the gutter. It makes me feel like a pigeon. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5694390946037511355.post-37664114065345013942013-08-20T09:44:44.837-04:002013-08-20T09:44:44.837-04:00I'm somewhat interested by this place, althoug...I'm somewhat interested by this place, although I don't think they cater to vegetarians at all (in that weird macho celebrity chef manner).<br />We walked past on Saturday and it was completely filled with young Wall St Douchebags and their trophy wives/girlfriends - so I guess no place for someone like me (and you)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5694390946037511355.post-17329115379555299292013-08-20T08:55:36.777-04:002013-08-20T08:55:36.777-04:00This is all fine and good but what about DBGB'...This is all fine and good but what about DBGB's outdoor seating???Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5694390946037511355.post-43043902728260103652013-08-20T07:13:05.340-04:002013-08-20T07:13:05.340-04:00I walked by last night. With only three tables on ...I walked by last night. With only three tables on the filthy sidewalk, the diners looked like game show judges minus the game show. Totally absurd.THE NOTORIOUS L.I.B.E.R.A.T.I.O.N.noreply@blogger.com