tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5694390946037511355.post6712197768095007698..comments2024-03-29T07:44:37.530-04:00Comments on EV Grieve: 24 hours (or so) in the life of a discarded sofa section on 2nd AvenueUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5694390946037511355.post-36438970635542209542015-11-25T11:36:55.947-05:002015-11-25T11:36:55.947-05:00Leave me alone.Leave me alone.Sofa Bed Bugnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5694390946037511355.post-84259759470678760592015-11-23T16:51:06.901-05:002015-11-23T16:51:06.901-05:00Fantastic insights CoNY. Hey Grieve- We should hav...Fantastic insights CoNY. Hey Grieve- We should have a contest at the end of the year.Makeoutnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5694390946037511355.post-6285146823874565932015-11-23T09:50:34.439-05:002015-11-23T09:50:34.439-05:00New slogan for the couch: "Sit for free, bed...New slogan for the couch: "Sit for free, bedbugs are extra."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5694390946037511355.post-16442760355312993302015-11-23T09:16:23.086-05:002015-11-23T09:16:23.086-05:00more worried about fleas chiggers and mites than b...more worried about fleas chiggers and mites than bedbugs reallynygrumpnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5694390946037511355.post-90501115759483874362015-11-23T08:09:34.365-05:002015-11-23T08:09:34.365-05:00Anonymous 11.01, I'm already looking forward t...Anonymous 11.01, I'm already looking forward to the sequel.xootrmannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5694390946037511355.post-21289927667415236482015-11-23T07:50:20.191-05:002015-11-23T07:50:20.191-05:00Q: What did the optimistic couch say right after h...Q: What did the optimistic couch say right after he fell off the roof?<br />A: Sofa, so good.Giovannihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11061991537085810824noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5694390946037511355.post-25550890763228882942015-11-22T23:00:26.597-05:002015-11-22T23:00:26.597-05:00Thank you 6:01. Soon to be a major motion picture....Thank you 6:01. Soon to be a major motion picture. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5694390946037511355.post-66734645476250925482015-11-22T21:08:03.153-05:002015-11-22T21:08:03.153-05:00I have no time for people who are unable to put st...I have no time for people who are unable to put stuff on craigslist if you time, and freecycle.org if you don't.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5694390946037511355.post-17527222698726461282015-11-22T18:59:52.915-05:002015-11-22T18:59:52.915-05:00I'm curious how many building owners got ticke...I'm curious how many building owners got ticketed by the Dept. of Sanitation during this couch's journey.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5694390946037511355.post-48619583711400846162015-11-22T18:01:51.469-05:002015-11-22T18:01:51.469-05:00Couches of New York or CONY
"I moved New Yor...Couches of New York or CONY<br /><br />"I moved New York to be part of something big, making a difference, like being the one that the recently transplants can rest on after hours of going out shopping, having brunch, waiting on line for cupcakes/burgers/bone/broth/black seed bagels/cronuts/sample sale. I was initially in the living room of a one-bedroom apartment, which was converted into a 7-bedroom apartment, and the students and millenials communing deemed that I was taking up too much room so they turned the livng room into a 6-bedrooms they tossed me away. They said that why have a couch, when they can have a futon and bunk beds and live and stay there most of the time just like they never left college. <br /><br />I missed being part of the living room. I mean I was never treated as a furniture. I was part of the family -- cared for, cleaned, washed, and upholstered. The previous owners of the apartment were priced-out by the landlord by increasing the rent sixty-fold. But times change. And New York IS always about change. Couches are obsolete. It's all about the sharing economy now. One of the roommates that decided to toss me out is the CFO, CEO, COO, CIO, CTO of a start-up company in couch sharing, Air LnL -- Lie and Lay. He already got a $15 billion fund from multiple angel investors, including TMax, MCuban, and the former Mr. DMoore. I miss being the go to couch for those who are having difficulties balancing their love, personal, and professional life in this ever-changing city. When they are too stressed, they'd grab a rosé or Chailait and text, Tinder, or sext their problems away. And when they don't feel like waiting on line for that next trendeatery, they stay-in and have Fresh Direct and gin and tonic delivered to the apartment and watch Netflix all day. What I'm going to miss the most are the stains they spilled from the beverages that they drink. I am hoping that Ken Burns will make documentary film and a comprehensive, poignant portrait of my untimely disposal."6:01 PMnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5694390946037511355.post-84320823680476400022015-11-22T17:44:44.958-05:002015-11-22T17:44:44.958-05:00Wow, people are really trusting of curb sofas.
Wow, people are really trusting of curb sofas.<br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5694390946037511355.post-79059136987591226622015-11-22T15:51:02.288-05:002015-11-22T15:51:02.288-05:00Every couch has a story to tell.Every couch has a story to tell.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5694390946037511355.post-69657251831377001562015-11-22T15:50:05.176-05:002015-11-22T15:50:05.176-05:00I wonder if the clairvoyant "knew" it wa...I wonder if the clairvoyant "knew" it was coming?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5694390946037511355.post-48313551471854413602015-11-22T15:26:15.171-05:002015-11-22T15:26:15.171-05:00Anonymous said...
The girls from the last photo w...Anonymous said...<br /><br /><i>The girls from the last photo will be asking themselves real soon "how did I end up with bedbugs at home?"</i><br /><br />Live and learn…I used to even bring clothes home from the street, but no more.Scuba Divahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10326884503725331349noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5694390946037511355.post-49301515874123399912015-11-22T15:07:22.782-05:002015-11-22T15:07:22.782-05:00Does each one of those sitters now have bedbugs?Does each one of those sitters now have bedbugs?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5694390946037511355.post-86719811844745778462015-11-22T14:44:46.162-05:002015-11-22T14:44:46.162-05:00The girls from the last photo will be asking thems...The girls from the last photo will be asking themselves real soon "how did I end up with bedbugs at home?"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5694390946037511355.post-24895233979444755012015-11-22T14:38:37.135-05:002015-11-22T14:38:37.135-05:00shame someone had to ruin it w/ spray paint ---may...shame someone had to ruin it w/ spray paint ---maybe someone in need of a couch could have used it...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com