Monday, August 23, 2010

Not to mention the ability to yell 'woo, woo!!' while exiting a bar



Well, via a Craigslist ad:

need wild, "party girl" types for reality-show pilot (East Village)
Date: 2010-08-22, 9:15AM EDT

Talent must be:

Over 18
Physically perfect/gorgeous (we decide, not you)
WILD (willing to do ANYTHING nonadult on camera)
Fame-hungry attention-whore types
Intelligent
Able to make viral videos/taped audition (required)
Willing to be the target of "sexy" humor

For consideration, please submit the following:

Resume/portfolio
Reels
Link to active video channel or one homemade video
Statement of age (be 18+)
Contact information

As you may be called shortly after submitting, please be ready to speak, and ready to tape a brief video audition.


For a second, I thought this was another Billy Hurricane's ad.
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4 comments:

  1. Jeremiah MossAugust 23, 2010 at 7:34 AM

    where are the Gloria Steinems of today when you need them?

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  2. Laura Goggin PhotographyAugust 23, 2010 at 10:43 AM

    Intelligent?

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  3. LisaAugust 23, 2010 at 10:56 AM

    Goggla - For these exploitative morons, "intelligent" means to be able to make an "X" when it's time to sign the contract, and to take your thumb out of your mouth when directed so you can be the "target" of "sexy" humor (which consists of what, I have no idea, nor do I want to know).

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  4. esquared™August 23, 2010 at 12:47 PM

    also the ability to heave, unnoticed, at cooper union

    ReplyDelete

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