Saturday, December 31, 2011

Breaking: On New Year's Eve, Duane Reade preps for Valentine's Day


Matt LES_Miserable notes that Valentine's Day hit the Duane Reade shelves on Avenue B at 3:30 p.m. today.

8 comments:

  1. Thank god my boyfriend loves to bake sweets himself!

    That candy will be (at least) 45 days old by the time it gets to the intended's mouth. And that packaging ain't no vacuum seal. Yuck.

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  2. Well, now I know why I got a pre-lit wreath as a Valentine's gift last year. At the time I was a little pissed, but having seen this, I completely understand what an easy mistake it would be after a few Bushmills.

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  3. Giving someone stale, 45 day old chocolate is a wonderful way to say, "I love...ewwww!"

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  4. Thank god there's only a small time delta between Halloween and Thanksgiving. Otherwise, I can only imagine how gamey their turkeys would be.

    Can't wait till Feb 14th. I have a reall hankering for marshmallow eggs.

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  5. Marty, better stale chocolate than stale beer.

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  6. Too fast, too fast. Let us breath and experience the moment.

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