He was a long, cool Druid in a brown dress! Just a 6-9 beautiful tall With just one look I heaved a chunky mess! 'Cause that long cool Druid had it all
It WAS Lana Dey Rey! She was singing this song for change:
(Not) Video Games
Swinging at the Whole Foods Puts me in a bad mood Cursing this rain
Open up a brown bag Get out of my way hag This is my lane
I got my favorite lettuce And a leafy watercress No carbs here downtown
I got a deal from Groupon A modern day coupon Put his favorite dressing on
Go make a salad that's plain
It's for you, this food, it's all for you Everything I buy I tell you all the time Heaven is a place on line with you Tell me all the tea you want to brew I heard that you like the bad fruit too Honey, is that true? Shopping's better than I ever even knew They say that the bread is on sale too Only worth living if somebody is shopping with you Baby now you do
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Lady Gaga? (never gets old)
ReplyDeleteHe was a long, cool Druid in a brown dress!
ReplyDeleteJust a 6-9 beautiful tall
With just one look I heaved a chunky mess!
'Cause that long cool Druid had it all
Lana Del Ray is much taller in person.
ReplyDeleteIt WAS Lana Dey Rey! She was singing this song for change:
ReplyDelete(Not) Video Games
Swinging at the Whole Foods
Puts me in a bad mood
Cursing this rain
Open up a brown bag
Get out of my way hag
This is my lane
I got my favorite lettuce
And a leafy watercress
No carbs here downtown
I got a deal from Groupon
A modern day coupon
Put his favorite dressing on
Go make a salad that's plain
It's for you, this food, it's all for you
Everything I buy
I tell you all the time
Heaven is a place on line with you
Tell me all the tea you want to brew
I heard that you like the bad fruit too
Honey, is that true?
Shopping's better than I ever even knew
They say that the bread is on sale too
Only worth living if somebody is shopping with you
Baby now you do
love it! good for that guy!
ReplyDeletehe's playing too much World of Warcraft perhaps.
ReplyDeleteWho knew Christmas trees shat pagans???
ReplyDeleteThe Lady Gaga "jokes" actually ARE getting pretty old......
ReplyDelete