Monday, February 25, 2013

Ads for The Jefferson mock your crummy apartment

Last Wednesday, we noted the new ad campaign for The Jefferson, the condo going up now at the former Mystery Lot... we saw the ads on the East 13th Street side plywood ... there are also a few different ads now on the East 14th Street plywood ... such as!



...and...



The last one there is likely meant to be playful... like those Manhattan Mini-Storage ads that read "Why leave a city that has six professional sports teams, and also the Mets?" Still. Really?

Previously on EV Grieve:
City approves new building for Mystery Lot

The Mystery Lot likely facing a luxurious end

The last days of the Mystery Lot

Before it was the Mystery Lot

The Mystery Lot developers using famous dead comedians to sell condos at The Jefferson

8 comments:

  1. The unattributed quote on the 14th side looks like plagiarism to me. Shut it down!

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  2. This is like the preening frat boy and sorority girl making fun of the poor kids on campus. Typical behavior these days in the EV, where the rich treat the poor like dirt.

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  3. Pfffft! First of all, that advertised website DOES NOT WORK, so there...1 over nada for the EV. Second of all, they broke the water main two weeks ago...not so impressive. Thirdly, they do unauthorized NIGHTWORK (grrr). So far, so bad.

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  4. 18th and 19th Century charm? Enclave? Where the fuck they getting that from? Just putting words together that sound nice?

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  5. THE NOTORIOUS L.I.B.E.R.A.T.I.O.N.February 25, 2013 at 11:50 AM

    Oh snap! We've been served!

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  6. 11:38AM, Ha! Are you telling me grime and pestilence doesn't interest you?

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  7. Hey, this is our year, Manhattan MiniStorage.

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