SWF, 25, native of BroHo with top model looks, seeks SWM, 25-35, with trust fund and 6 pack abs, for long walks on the beach (Hamptons OK) and even longer discussions of proper cycling etiquette, Must have annual CitiBike membership and be willing to share your bike key on short notice. Must love dogs and Bloomberg. No weirdos please.
I have said it before, it won't be long before these bikes will feature as a plot device in one of the hundreds of generic rom-com movies that are set in NYC these days. Protagonist needs to stop a wedding, or catch his beloved before they get to the airport and flies out of his life forever... but OH NO! Crosstown traffic is at a standstill! And there's a parade going on. All hope seems lost...until! Look over there--Citibikes!! Zaniness ensues.
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Looks more like a photo shoot for her dating profile.
ReplyDeleteLikes: Citibank hedge fund guys, 80's rock, and acid wash everything.
Biker Babe
ReplyDelete"She likes to ride it hard?" (Inappropriate? Too far? Sexist?).
ReplyDeleteIs that a kickstand in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
ReplyDeleteSWF, 25, native of BroHo with top model looks, seeks SWM, 25-35, with trust fund and 6 pack abs, for long walks on the beach (Hamptons OK) and even longer discussions of proper cycling etiquette, Must have annual CitiBike membership and be willing to share your bike key on short notice. Must love dogs and Bloomberg. No weirdos please.
ReplyDeleteMore shots taken at Citibike?
ReplyDeleteI have said it before, it won't be long before these bikes will feature as a plot device in one of the hundreds of generic rom-com movies that are set in NYC these days. Protagonist needs to stop a wedding, or catch his beloved before they get to the airport and flies out of his life forever... but OH NO! Crosstown traffic is at a standstill! And there's a parade going on. All hope seems lost...until! Look over there--Citibikes!! Zaniness ensues.
ReplyDeleteWhy not this: I like to Bike ....
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Everybody here seems to be going on some bizarre sexual dating tangent for some reason
This is very, very easy to explain. Anyone of adult age can easily figure out what was going on, given some background information which is here:
ReplyDeletehttp://road.cc/content/news/85955-tyre-slashing-man-caught-camera-having-sex-bicycle
@ Anon 1:24- Ha! That's some Ben Stiller shit right there!
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