Wednesday, July 23, 2014

We'll always have Craigslist


[The actual hottie with broccoli]

From today...

hottie with broccoli - w4m - 25 (East Village)

you were walking through the east village with broccoli casually tucked in your backpack. I knew we were meant to be, but you turned before I gathered the nerve to say something.

We should share our mutual love of broccoli. I could tell you a few of my secret recipes.

8 comments:

  1. I wonder what makes her think this particular M is looking for a W ?

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  2. I know the type...I had a girlfriend once that just wanted my brussels sprouts.

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  3. Shut Up, Hooker.

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  4. Those pants are so tight I doubt he would be able to father any of her children.

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  5. looks like some kind of stain on the seat of his pants

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  6. She may want to reconsider. Broccoli produces the stinkiest farts! Hence, I stopped eating Broccoli a decade ago.

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  7. Cauliflower? Talk to me girlfriend.

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  8. Broccoli is so yesterday; and if she's tired of it, she can have my asparagus spear.

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