Monday, July 27, 2015

Bed-Stuy is the new East Village


Well, at least according to this listing at Craigslist…



Per the ad:

BedSty is new East Village but with out east Village price tag.
Perfect share for students, young professionals welcome.
Bring your cats and dogs with you.

The three-bedroom apartment is asking $2,500.

You will likely have to invest in a toilet-paper holder, though.


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8 comments:

  1. Not Douglas EllimanJuly 27, 2015 at 7:52 AM

    End user, have we got an apartment for you! Conveniently located in a hail storm of bullets, this fixer upper is just like living in east village. Perfect for any demographic including young, old, breathing, and nice.

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  2. AnonymousJuly 27, 2015 at 9:40 AM

    Did Borat write that description?

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  3. AnonymousJuly 27, 2015 at 11:00 AM

    What would Spike Lee have to say about this?

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  4. AnonymousJuly 27, 2015 at 11:57 AM

    Nice toilet paper. The best way to drum up sales is conjuring up thoughts of a deuce.

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  5. AnonymousJuly 27, 2015 at 1:11 PM

    I lived in Bed-stuy for 14 years. They doubled my rent and I had to leave. I now live in the east village. Go figure.

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  6. AnonymousJuly 27, 2015 at 1:48 PM

    "Available ASAP , please call to schedule an appointment to view" only works when a phone number is provided.

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  7. Scuba DivaJuly 27, 2015 at 8:06 PM

    A lot of people in this neighborhood have free-standing toilet paper holders, about three feet high. Doesn't look like it would work in this bathroom, though.

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  8. djaJuly 28, 2015 at 4:48 AM

    That should read "New Midtown South"

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