Friday, August 26, 2016

Steve Croman gift ideas for everyone on your list



An EVG reader shared the following... over at Redbubble, the online marketplace for print on-demand products, seller SansComicSans has created a series of gift items that feature landlord Steve Croman's mugshot.

There are throw pillows (above) ... as well as hoodies...



... iPhone cases...



... and travel mugs...



Find the whole gift gallery here.

Steve Croman, who's always in the discussion for NYC Landlord of the Year, was hit in May with a 20-count indictment on charges including grand larceny and filing false documents.

Croman, whose real-estate empire includes 47 buildings with 617 units in the East Village, is reportedly due back in court next month.

21 comments:

  1. imagine the tenants in court all wearing steve croman t-shirts
    maybe with the word guildy under his picture

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  2. Oh I'm so glad he got to spend one last summer in the Hamptons, sure everyone will miss his dearly next summer.

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  3. You are not allowed to use my picture on your shoddy merchandise. You'll be hearing from my lawyer.

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  4. Those colors are a bit dull. I'm waiting for the one with him wearing an orange jumpsuit.

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  5. Where have you been? Tenants have been wearing Croman thirsts for rally,event etc for many years now.

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  6. Corrupt landlords is no laughing matter.

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  7. What, no dart board?

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  8. If worse comes to worse, Steve Croman can just do what other lowlife corrupt real estate barons do and run for President.

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  9. How about a Croman Voodoo Doll?

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  10. At 7:10 AM, Gojira said...

    What, no dart board?

    My roommate just took a standard dart board and put pictures of Bush and Cheney on it; unfortunately it was only a magnetic dart board.

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  11. Better yet, a toilet bowl seat cover with Steve Croman's mug shot photo on the top and when you lift the lid - there's a photo of his Uber Turd son Jake Croman.

    Check it out -
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVCMN5roiWk

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  12. I'm saving my money for winter when the Raphael Toledano ear muffs become available.

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  13. I would a Raphael Toledano dart board
    Too

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  14. Can we get a whole collection of East Village Slum Lord Voodoo dolls?Icon,Toledano and Croman that would be a excellent gift set

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  15. Where are the Harriet Croman Items?

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  16. I can't wait to order a few pillows, so we can place them on our chair seats and plop our butts on his face.

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  17. One of these photos should have him in prison garb with his
    prison ID number - 9300

    9300 Realty.CON

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  18. How about a voodoo doll?

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  19. What about Steve and Harriet Croman's Uber Turd Son - Jake Croman's items as well?

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  20. Croman's Dick Anthony Falconite Punching bags

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