Monday, August 31, 2020

Noted



Thanks to Eden and Steven for this crime report via the Citizen app...

9 comments:

  1. Make absolutely sense

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  2. Who throws a banana?

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  3. I predict many slips in that area.

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  4. There's always money in the banana stand!!!

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  5. Was he on his way to sundae school and did not put on any sunscreen and was peeling thus had to split.

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  6. Now, it's quite simple to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. First of all you force him to drop the banana; then, second, you eat the banana, thus disarming him. You have now rendered him 'elpless.

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  7. This being the EV it's more likely Man Assaults Bananas Cops Arrest Senor Coconut.

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  8. I hate this app. My wife is constantly updating me on all manner of stupid crimes going down around us. For the umpteenth time, I don't want to know.

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