Saturday, February 11, 2023

Have you seen these banana roller skates?

A new item in the Lost & Found section of Craigslist (thanks for letting us know, Gwynne!) ...
Dearest neighbors, I’m an idiot and left my roller skates outside in a Citibike basket at the intersection of East 7th and Ave C. They are banana yellow with mermaid scale tips, purple stoppers and pinky gummy wheels. PERFECT in every way. 

Did you find them? If I found them I’d probably take them as my own or sell them, but maybe you’re one of the rare goodies that took them to try to find their forgetful owner. If so, please advise! I miss them so much! 

I won’t pay you a million dollars for them, come on they’re mine, but I’ll give you something for your trouble.
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1 comment:

  1. arts+projectsFebruary 12, 2023 at 10:18 AM

    Gwen - I did the same thing a few years ago, except it was my Apple Laptop that was left in my bike basket! I locked the computer remotely and two years later got a phone call from Pueblo (that's right Mexico!) from someone who wanted me to pay $300 for it. I got the computer back but it was an ordeal. Hope it all works out much better for you - skating is far better and lots more fun than computering! - M

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