Monday, January 19, 2026

Noted

As seen in the post-snow cars this morning along Avenue B: "I love Drake Maye ass." 

Drake Maye, of course, being the New England Patriots quarterback, who beat the Houston Texans yesterday in the playoffs (helped along by four first-half picks from C.J. Stroud). 

Based on careful analysis, our snowglyphic experts believe the "ass" was added later — turning a straightforward show of QB appreciation into something a bit more awkward.
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5 comments:

  1. JKJanuary 20, 2026 at 6:18 AM

    The ass is clearly already dusted with fresher snow compared to the QB message. The ass came first, then somebody added this Patriots-enabling nonsense. Ass: first.

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  2. Mr Nice GuyJanuary 20, 2026 at 11:38 AM

    I sent this photo to the folks in the crime lab, and they agreed with Grieve's assessment. They believe "I love Drake Maye" was written in fresh snow, leaving a clear red path through to the red hood of the car. The "Ass" portion was likely written after the snow had slightly melted and then frozen, making it difficult to clear the "Ass" down to the red hood of the car and making that annoying scraping sound as you run your finger through the snow.

    As always, excellent sleuthing across the board on EVGrieve!

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    1. JKJanuary 21, 2026 at 5:59 AM

      The crime lab folks also told me that the snow butterflies are just butterflies...I know a snow penis when I've seen one.

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    2. Mr Nice GuyJanuary 21, 2026 at 2:43 PM

      Was it just me, or were there an excessive amount of snow penises after this weekend's snow storm?

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  3. GrieveJanuary 21, 2026 at 3:53 PM

    There were quite a few... especially along Avenue B (and thanks for the sleuthing comment!)

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