tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5694390946037511355.post2538050150883228246..comments2024-03-18T19:27:54.524-04:00Comments on EV Grieve: Rentals underway at The Niko on Avenue DUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5694390946037511355.post-49026119968308724002018-08-23T21:46:44.868-04:002018-08-23T21:46:44.868-04:00"Essex Retail Market," a.k.a. Sex Street..."Essex Retail Market," a.k.a. <a href="https://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/essex-st-market-new-york?select=ZDKAxvm2V35EUShqOdo-Pg" rel="nofollow">Sex Street Tail Market</a>:<br /><br />I suggest anyone who's interested go view the sign of the Essex Street Retail Market from this angle before it's gone; it's close enough that you can probably do it tomorrow.Scuba Divahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10326884503725331349noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5694390946037511355.post-69766668644664363532018-08-23T13:09:17.037-04:002018-08-23T13:09:17.037-04:00L&M == the con artists behind Essex Crossing,...L&M == the con artists behind Essex Crossing, as well, whose market Line is set to destroy all retail on the Lower East Side. (But not till the Essex Retail Market is torn down.)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5694390946037511355.post-51190275071516041352018-08-23T10:57:04.713-04:002018-08-23T10:57:04.713-04:00"And at The Niko, you are minutes away from T..."And at The Niko, you are minutes away from Tompkins Square Park, a retreat from the bustle of the East Village."<br /><br />Hahahahahahaha! Broker babble at its best. What are they smoking (or did the copy writer not actually visit the location)?<br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5694390946037511355.post-44197527582825258522018-08-22T12:52:46.428-04:002018-08-22T12:52:46.428-04:00L + M Development:
Destroyed every existing city t...L + M Development:<br />Destroyed every existing city tree and tree pit at the Niko's large site<br />Fenced in the Niko's super noisy HVAC equipment EXCEPT for the side facing their low rise neighbors<br />Fails to note Niko residents will enjoy free 24 hour lighting courtesy of the Jacob Riis project's mobile floodlights (check the American Medical Association's report on the detrimental health effects of this type of lighting) which HAVE NOT statistically reduced crime<br /><br />Enjoy the neighborhood's new project policing strategy of omnipresence, including the pretty tuna can eye in the sky! Good times!<br /> Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5694390946037511355.post-92077888311965961122018-08-22T12:08:10.578-04:002018-08-22T12:08:10.578-04:00"Its enviable location on quiet East 6th Stre..."Its enviable location on quiet East 6th Street between Avenues C and D - a mere four avenues and eight blocks away from the decommissioned L train - means you'll live a very active lifestyle. The Niko also offers Nicanoes™, a personal floating alternative to getting around the neighborhood which is prone to flooding during hurricane season. That giant ConEd power plant you watched explode on the news? It's that building right over there!"NOTORIOUShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03108784739330468457noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5694390946037511355.post-51685324290521125472018-08-22T10:44:00.498-04:002018-08-22T10:44:00.498-04:00Avenue D... if you told me in 1986 that this would...Avenue D... if you told me in 1986 that this would be coming in the future I'd think you were crazy.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5694390946037511355.post-72047075077537505542018-08-22T10:32:08.717-04:002018-08-22T10:32:08.717-04:00"Curate your East Village life"? Yeah, t..."Curate your East Village life"? Yeah, that's what I've been doing for the past 40 years in my existing apartment, thanks.<br /><br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5694390946037511355.post-56379155853401803982018-08-22T08:34:52.656-04:002018-08-22T08:34:52.656-04:00Enjoy, suckers!Enjoy, suckers!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com