tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5694390946037511355.post4467051239726433084..comments2024-03-28T16:06:42.424-04:00Comments on EV Grieve: Empire Biscuit is now open around the clock on Avenue AUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger91125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5694390946037511355.post-26941542553382363602013-12-18T12:18:25.508-05:002013-12-18T12:18:25.508-05:00Almost scared to pitch in - but here goes.
My GF ...Almost scared to pitch in - but here goes.<br /><br />My GF loves biscuits - I can take them or leave them - we tried Empire because of the hype and the news and in my humble opinion they were terrible. Also asked for butter biscuit as I'm a vegetarian, but the stomachache I had all afternoon tells me that they gave us the lard ones anyway. She agreed they were 'meh' and not worth the hype.<br /><br />I'm all for small business and startups if they do something well, but was not impressed at all with EB and won't be backAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5694390946037511355.post-67267252806432672872013-12-18T10:20:42.124-05:002013-12-18T10:20:42.124-05:00I guess them boys didn't pay or have enough ...I guess them boys didn't pay or have enough seed money to pay-off Sietsema to give them stellar review.<br /><br />Also noticed that the Village Voice came out a list of top ten biscuits in NYC (and thank g-d Empire isn't one of them) right after someone made <a href="http://evgrieve.com/2013/11/report-making-of-empire-biscuit-plus.html?showComment=1384288248510#c6243584144897236122" rel="nofollow">list</a> here of where to find good biscuits.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5694390946037511355.post-19699639459201128512013-12-18T10:07:21.148-05:002013-12-18T10:07:21.148-05:00Sietsema's 10 Worst Dishes of 2013...Oops.<a href="http://ny.eater.com/archives/2013/12/sietsemas_10_worst_dishes_of_2013.php" rel="nofollow">Sietsema's 10 Worst Dishes of 2013</a>...Oops.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5694390946037511355.post-44219729863500671042013-11-26T08:03:05.741-05:002013-11-26T08:03:05.741-05:00surviving the Santa con visit will be the true tes...surviving the Santa con visit will be the true testAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5694390946037511355.post-77807786394847995642013-11-25T08:13:21.480-05:002013-11-25T08:13:21.480-05:00Oh my god. I don't even have it in me to mock ...Oh my god. I don't even have it in me to mock the Biscuit Boys for the actions of Biscuit Mom ... that's just embarrassing, and sad.<br /><br />:'(Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5694390946037511355.post-9663902071520918852013-11-25T00:38:48.657-05:002013-11-25T00:38:48.657-05:00Me and my friend were online in the bagel store Sa...Me and my friend were online in the bagel store Saturday and the Mom of biscuit store came in yelling and asked if she could take some bags for "My son owns the biscuit shop down the street." <br /><br />I couldn't see what happened. <br /><br />Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00573818980957173861noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5694390946037511355.post-17423129336465297762013-11-21T17:25:14.611-05:002013-11-21T17:25:14.611-05:00@Cosmo We use them as tip jars!@Cosmo We use them as tip jars!Hoboken Hoofnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5694390946037511355.post-49263224496176893992013-11-21T15:29:54.935-05:002013-11-21T15:29:54.935-05:00Can the bridesmaids wear Merkins?Can the bridesmaids wear Merkins?Eden Beehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09568918709989534443noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5694390946037511355.post-78272499804695406272013-11-21T15:28:02.733-05:002013-11-21T15:28:02.733-05:00Wiat-Do I have to go to Hoboken to get my free Fro...Wiat-Do I have to go to Hoboken to get my free Fro-Yo? I will do it as i would do anything for low-fat sugar free chemical substances but my play is not ready for the public yet. I mean i didn't even get into what happened once I reached the 7-11 and tried to stick two hotdogs in one bun to stick it to the man!<br />I am pretty sure Lorcan would allow this play to take place at Theatre 80 and also perform a marriage ceremony for us. Bring a pony please, it's high time I had one of my own to ride around the hood on.Eden Beehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09568918709989534443noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5694390946037511355.post-61169097547058012302013-11-21T15:20:30.289-05:002013-11-21T15:20:30.289-05:00@Hoboken Hoof -"Free fro-yo in a hoof for the...@Hoboken Hoof -"Free fro-yo in a hoof for the first 10 people!"<br /><br />10 hooves = 2.5 cows/horses/goats/centaurs. What are you doing with the other two hooves?Cosmohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02520062718515861987noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5694390946037511355.post-32714543209042397952013-11-21T14:42:50.202-05:002013-11-21T14:42:50.202-05:00Eden, marry me?
You can have the bridesmaids wear...Eden, marry me?<br /><br />You can have the bridesmaids wearing tiaras and we can have a 24-hour reception at Emmpire (extra m for marriage) Biscuits.2:42 pmnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5694390946037511355.post-82277258223279174572013-11-21T14:29:35.221-05:002013-11-21T14:29:35.221-05:00Eden, Hoboken Hoof will donate our storefront for ...Eden, Hoboken Hoof will donate our storefront for you to put on your one woman show! Free fro-yo in a hoof for the first 10 people!Hoboken Hoofnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5694390946037511355.post-69453341587102276302013-11-21T12:55:04.195-05:002013-11-21T12:55:04.195-05:00LOL, Eden Bee, that would be hilarious!
The one-w...LOL, Eden Bee, that would be hilarious!<br /><br />The one-woman show is a great idea. Maybe it should get its own page on Kickstarter! You know, in homage of the biscuit boys!<br /><br />I envision something grander though.. a whole cast of characters..<br /><br />I could help design the set for this play. <br /><br />How many merkins do you think I'd need to purchase for the beards of those waiting in the Bisquick line?A little while ago Inoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5694390946037511355.post-77442355187078516502013-11-21T12:33:57.212-05:002013-11-21T12:33:57.212-05:00Despite some typos I am pretty proud of that comme...Despite some typos I am pretty proud of that comment written at 2am. I am going to leave comments like this on all your posts from now on. Eden Beehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09568918709989534443noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5694390946037511355.post-75189336112331210152013-11-21T11:19:56.418-05:002013-11-21T11:19:56.418-05:00@ Eden
Oh my! Let's talk to Lorcan about stag...@ Eden<br /><br />Oh my! Let's talk to Lorcan about staging this as a one-woman play at Theatre 80!EV Grievehttp://evgrieve.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5694390946037511355.post-37377491709377758352013-11-21T01:15:55.603-05:002013-11-21T01:15:55.603-05:00It was 1am and I was blacked out drunk from too mu...It was 1am and I was blacked out drunk from too much free boxed wine at the art openings I had attended that night. I was trying to stumble my way home and this group of hoodlums surrounded me. I WAS SO SO SCARED! I knew this meant trouble. I tried to casually stroll towards the brightly lit, welcoming warmth of the 7-11 where I knew I would be safe.<br />But just then a Citibike™ came whizzing into my path knocking me to the ground! OMG OMG OMG OMG!!<br />The bicyclist just rode away and LEFT me there! He didn't even wait to exchange insurance info..sniff...so mean so very mean..omg omg...<br />The gang circled around me and one of them, who had a tiara on and smudged lipsticks spoke. <br />"Excuse me but I'm from the south and am in need of some homestyle country kitchen cookin'. Do you know of any nearby places OPEN 24 HOURS that could possibly satisfy my BISCUIT NEEDS?" she threatened nastily, her shadow looming over me like the death star on Astor Place. <br />"W-Why yes!" I replied shakily. 'I am about 80% certain that EMPIRE BISCUITS is open 24 hours now...C-can I just GO HOME?" I sobbed.<br />"WHOO HOO!!!" they all screamed taking flight towards the buscuiteria. "WHOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"<br />I got to my feet and raced home as fast as my legs could carry me. And not a minute too soon. If the BLISScuit shop had been closed who knows what horrors awaited me? I would have had to have gone on Yelp to find one that was open!!!<br />EMIPRE BISCUITS SAVED MY LIFE! <br />...god bless you...empire...biscuits...sob...god bless.Eden Beehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09568918709989534443noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5694390946037511355.post-65058536499247524912013-11-20T23:22:23.845-05:002013-11-20T23:22:23.845-05:00Hmmm, 10:16.. could be. Yes, I can easily imagine ...Hmmm, 10:16.. could be. Yes, I can easily imagine duck butter as the chosen spank material for hipster foodies.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5694390946037511355.post-56912593007792707702013-11-20T22:16:21.243-05:002013-11-20T22:16:21.243-05:00
is lardlove a euphemism?<br />is lardlove a euphemism?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5694390946037511355.post-69561770355141768482013-11-20T20:46:05.158-05:002013-11-20T20:46:05.158-05:00Empire Biscuit your kitchen fans in the back are S...Empire Biscuit your kitchen fans in the back are SO loud. truly horrible and not very neighborly. You should have sorted this out BEFORE you went 24/7.<br />you guys really suck.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5694390946037511355.post-71315078302814865292013-11-20T19:23:50.501-05:002013-11-20T19:23:50.501-05:00What? Now you hate Banana Cream Pie? What next? Ki...What? Now you hate Banana Cream Pie? What next? Kittens? Rainbows? Crazy haters! It's banana. And cream. And pie. What? My god! You haters are exhausting! Jasper and Jacob make so many things! So many random things. They don't lack focus. They see just fine! Haters! Why do you hate variety? I love their bubble gum biscuits. So awesome! You haven't lived until you've had fried chicken on an M&M biscuit. Leave Jasper and Jacob alone. Haters!Biscuit Groupienoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5694390946037511355.post-74983888147609449032013-11-20T18:35:17.718-05:002013-11-20T18:35:17.718-05:00Wait until she learns what a biscuit is! What'...Wait until she learns what a biscuit is! What's sad is all these people who stand online for Cronuts and such think that's what New York is about. Standing online for Groupon gimmicks. I almost feel bad for them. It's like that last scene in Casino when they implode the old casinos and the chub folks from the mid west pour in wearing fanny packs. That's them. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5694390946037511355.post-79746574452516417822013-11-20T18:18:19.408-05:002013-11-20T18:18:19.408-05:00The First Yelp Review of Empire's Banana Cream...The First Yelp Review of Empire's Banana Cream Pie biscuit:<br /><br />"So dry... I feel like I'm going to choke. There's definitely not enough banana in the banana cream pie." -- Jacqueline Y. (One Star)<br /><br />Next up; Korean Flambé BBQ Kosher Biscuits with Froyo on a Hoof<br /><br />Billsvillenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5694390946037511355.post-34904591445674574532013-11-20T17:49:49.757-05:002013-11-20T17:49:49.757-05:00You are correct. You have no life. Case closed.You are correct. You have no life. Case closed.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5694390946037511355.post-69136744379045977962013-11-20T17:27:38.032-05:002013-11-20T17:27:38.032-05:00'Cause I have no life: I checked out the twit...'Cause I have no life: I checked out the twitter post mentioned above by Big Brother. The one responder to the tweet has a blog.. on which she bitches about how long it takes to get from the UES to... Williamsburg on the L train.<br /><br />Case closed. <br /> BTnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5694390946037511355.post-32259748158025509722013-11-20T17:10:35.966-05:002013-11-20T17:10:35.966-05:00Banana Cream Pie biscuit? Not a good pairing! How ...Banana Cream Pie biscuit? Not a good pairing! How brave.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com