tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5694390946037511355.post5733830953040592268..comments2024-03-18T19:27:54.524-04:00Comments on EV Grieve: One man's campaign against 'the doorshitter' on St. Mark's PlaceUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger36125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5694390946037511355.post-16325922355865999862014-12-03T17:12:37.139-05:002014-12-03T17:12:37.139-05:00I know a Mad Sh*tter myself, also living in NY. He...I know a Mad Sh*tter myself, also living in NY. He does doorway & hallway, knob & handle smearing, etc. Sh*tting to him is fun. If you've ever been inside a Waldbaums's that completely stunk of sh*t, with hordes of employees searching for the location of the stench, you've been near him. He sh*ts in a paper bag, takes it inside the store, finds the approximate center of the supermarket, pushes the cans aside, then smears the contents of the bag underneath a shelf, before replacing the cans. He's also been known to buy pints of ice cream, leave a present buried in the contents, & return it to a freezer. There is no corn in Rocky Road according to the label. Winter windshield wiper overnight sh*t is also a move he does, along with p*ss & sh*t mixture poured into the air intake of the HVAC system. Nothing quite like getting shmisted when you turn the A/C on. Anyway, NewYorkers are some sick as* people, but generous in their sharing. Even if it's just their sh*t.Friend of TMSnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5694390946037511355.post-50071198680355137272011-07-27T13:43:44.993-04:002011-07-27T13:43:44.993-04:00I've seen this guy sitting on the church steps...I've seen this guy sitting on the church steps puking between his legs and then just sitting there. Im sure the doogooders on this board were there to pick up after him. No? You let the church janitor do it? How kind of you. There is a drinking school on that corner and I regular see its members pissing between the free newspapers boxes on 6th and 2nd Ave. Does appear NYPD has stopped them from passing out under the scaffolding and sleeping down in the basement level Indian restaurants (along with the crusties).nygrumpnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5694390946037511355.post-11613486961361776612011-07-26T19:00:28.654-04:002011-07-26T19:00:28.654-04:00"You are also violating his civil right to pr..."You are also violating his civil right to privacy because you are taking his picture without his consent and posting it everywhere. Hmmm I could start a lawsuit in his favor. "<br /><br />I'm not a lawyer but even I know there is no expectation of privacy when you are on the street. I doubt there is an exception if you are pooping on the street but maybe I could be wrong.<br /><br />BTW, what's your address? With the lack of public toilets I like to have as many places to drop a deuce as possible. Thanks for your generous offer!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5694390946037511355.post-36832841042498100472011-07-26T15:53:58.459-04:002011-07-26T15:53:58.459-04:00You are so mean. He obviously has issues. Instead ...You are so mean. He obviously has issues. Instead of yelling at him-why not invite him to use your bathroom? It not your street. You dont own it. So why are you yelling at him to get off your block? You are also violating his civil right to privacy because you are taking his picture without his consent and posting it everywhere. Hmmm I could start a lawsuit in his favor. I do pro bono...try to remember what the EV was when you arrived in 1986.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5694390946037511355.post-21658611473817698892011-06-27T17:05:13.019-04:002011-06-27T17:05:13.019-04:00What we really need in this city are more public t...What we really need in this city are more public toilets; let's not strawman the issue here. locating the occasional starbucks and barnes and nobles are fine, but when you are in neighborhoods like the lower east side, chinatown, etc. where are you gonna find a public toilet? a lot of establishments don't want to bother with non customers using their facilities.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5694390946037511355.post-72665552890148178762011-06-27T15:34:36.769-04:002011-06-27T15:34:36.769-04:00"WHY DO YOU SH*T ON MY DOOR??"
Classic...."WHY DO YOU SH*T ON MY DOOR??"<br /><br />Classic.glammanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5694390946037511355.post-6921790951964926042011-06-25T14:00:07.565-04:002011-06-25T14:00:07.565-04:00I hope after he takes a crap he starts puking on y...I hope after he takes a crap he starts puking on your door.<br /><br />You liberals that keep voting for Democrats, that could give a shit about you, deserve a crappy quality of life.<br /><br />I live in NYC too and I hope I see this man, I will give him prune juice.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5694390946037511355.post-18471278334452672912011-06-25T02:07:54.532-04:002011-06-25T02:07:54.532-04:00"I'm a clean-cut looking person with a ho..."I'm a clean-cut looking person with a home and a job and even I can't get any of the neighborhood establishments to let me use their bathroom." <br /><br /><br />Obviously you're hanging out at the wrong "neighborhood establishments." The International Bar* lets anyone use their bathrooms. Been there many mornings and witnessed their generosity.<br />You have to get with the program.<br /><br />http://120point5.wordpress.com<br /><br /><br />I do't mean to spam. EVG. It just pisses me off when neophytes make statements unsupported by fact.Uncle Waltiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07611991976897184311noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5694390946037511355.post-59374982807700148572011-06-24T20:49:53.900-04:002011-06-24T20:49:53.900-04:00Erin, kindly publish your address and I'll gla...Erin, kindly publish your address and I'll gladly direct the drunken morons to your welcoming abode. Love you to pieces...Uncle Waltiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07611991976897184311noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5694390946037511355.post-89763544427824823552011-06-24T14:19:09.338-04:002011-06-24T14:19:09.338-04:00Is this guy an Obama voter?Is this guy an Obama voter?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5694390946037511355.post-91920822329555758802011-06-24T14:08:23.853-04:002011-06-24T14:08:23.853-04:00Yeah, I also think calling someone "sub human...Yeah, I also think calling someone "sub human" is terrible and says more about the guy getting shit on than the one doing the shitting.<br /><br />Sure, it sucks having to step over a steaming pile of stink, but at least you're stepping over it on your way out of your nice, comfortable apartment in a super desirable part of town. <br /><br />Instead of a mentally ill homeless guy, why not publicly shame all the privileged frat boys/girls puking all over the place after poisoning themselves on purpose with overpriced drinks? At least shitting is necessary and involuntary... <br /><br />Or better yet, take all that time and energy and passion you've put into organizing your 'shame campaign', and use it instead to do a little to help get this guy off the street. You'll solve your problem, and look like a hero; no one would have ever had to know how little compassion you seem to have.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5694390946037511355.post-82635092914187332282011-06-24T11:28:43.124-04:002011-06-24T11:28:43.124-04:00What the hell is wrong with you?
You are dealing ...What the hell is wrong with you?<br /><br />You are dealing with a person who is very obviously mentally ill and/or without resources.<br /><br />I'm a clean-cut looking person with a home and a job and even I can't get any of the neighborhood establishments to let me use their bathroom. <br /><br />Do you think that maybe - just maybe - he might have very few resources?<br /><br />Maybe directing him to a homeless outreach center or contacting such an establishment yourself might be more effective than this childish, vindictive, and very obviously going-to-fail revenge campaign?<br /><br />Reading this makes me want to organize a big shit flash mob outside your door. We'll all go out for Mexican first, too.Erinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5694390946037511355.post-9290753961756811132011-06-24T10:18:05.371-04:002011-06-24T10:18:05.371-04:00Internet toughguys.Internet toughguys.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5694390946037511355.post-46858151755569320072011-06-24T00:37:26.354-04:002011-06-24T00:37:26.354-04:00That's why the goddess invented baseball bats....That's why the goddess invented baseball bats. Had one of these clowns in my vestibule circa 1978. Whacked him across his butt. He's never been seen on 5th Street again. I call it Street Justice. (Of course I threw out the bat after that encounter.)Uncle Waltiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07611991976897184311noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5694390946037511355.post-64166993551238390752011-06-24T00:12:56.294-04:002011-06-24T00:12:56.294-04:00Really - human shit seems (is?) even more toxic th...Really - human shit seems (is?) even more toxic than animals'. Should be buried in dirt, covered w/ sand/rocks - anything to keep the stink from rising.<br /><br />Mr PooPoo, mentally ill not withstanding, must have his figurative feet held to the figurative fire until he literally deals with his own shit.<br /><br />Sorry for your troubles Jordy and your neighbors. <br /><br />And we live in interesting times...KairosKimhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05361184790738217113noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5694390946037511355.post-76679837356521819622011-06-23T21:16:47.552-04:002011-06-23T21:16:47.552-04:0025 years in NY and you don't know how to handl...25 years in NY and you don't know how to handle this problem? Let me guess . . . You weren't born here. You belong to the first wave of lower east side gentry. You probably did a lot of bitching and complaining about Giuliani. I have a newsflash for you pal: You don't need to write 3 paragraphs explaining why you have a right to be upset about a guy craping where you live and how fair you've been about it. You don't need to take pictures or talk to the neighbors about it either. GRAB YOUR BALLS , CONFRONT THE PRICK, GRAB HIM BY THE BALLS IF NEED BE , AND TELL HIM IF HE DOES IT AGAIN YOU'LL BEAT THE F$%K OUT OF HIM! And don't feel bad about it .Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5694390946037511355.post-2330981350935287412011-06-23T19:40:28.443-04:002011-06-23T19:40:28.443-04:00The guy sounds like a bully. Don't automatical...The guy sounds like a bully. Don't automatically feel sorry for him because he is homeless. A lot of these homeless guys have left a trail of destruction and hurt people behind them.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5694390946037511355.post-24669549867930045142011-06-23T19:39:34.600-04:002011-06-23T19:39:34.600-04:00Ohh yeah, Jordy's ma boy, he's telling the...Ohh yeah, Jordy's ma boy, he's telling the truth...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5694390946037511355.post-60036992908281080682011-06-23T18:30:36.370-04:002011-06-23T18:30:36.370-04:00Pick it up and ram down his throat then beat him w...Pick it up and ram down his throat then beat him with a hammer,one rainy night.Old NY Style.I guarantee you he will stop.Don't be a pussy ..suck it up.FTWAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5694390946037511355.post-54353322416032684352011-06-23T17:41:11.953-04:002011-06-23T17:41:11.953-04:00Call Rosie Mendez if calling 311 has gotten you no...Call Rosie Mendez if calling 311 has gotten you nowhere. Or show up at the 9th precinct with pictures. <br /><br />A flyer campaign is a waste.Ken from Ken's Kitchenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08893862652001372560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5694390946037511355.post-78791662195136250832011-06-23T17:09:34.028-04:002011-06-23T17:09:34.028-04:00Jordy, forget 911 and 311. try calling Unitas on S...Jordy, forget 911 and 311. try calling Unitas on St. Marks. ask them if they know of anyone in the neighborhood who does outreach to the homeless. they might have some ideas--they might even know this guy.<br /><br />http://www.unitas-nyc.org/eng/index.htmlJeremiah Mosshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11791516443125872364noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5694390946037511355.post-64972699676702679592011-06-23T17:01:08.121-04:002011-06-23T17:01:08.121-04:00the guy is clearly very mentally ill. i would call...the guy is clearly very mentally ill. i would call one of the homeless outreach services in the neighborhood. they might be able to help him. <br /><br />and, right, why is this more upsetting than all the yups who let their dogs shit on trees and all over the sidewalks, and the drunk NYU kids of vomit and piss on everything?Jeremiah Mosshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11791516443125872364noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5694390946037511355.post-59099692461457990222011-06-23T16:34:40.125-04:002011-06-23T16:34:40.125-04:00Nobody's going to make a joke about everything...Nobody's going to make a joke about everything on that block being crap anyway?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5694390946037511355.post-1898458365214732412011-06-23T16:16:24.223-04:002011-06-23T16:16:24.223-04:00I live on 9th and have the fat/psycho squirrels oc...I live on 9th and have the fat/psycho squirrels occasionally. I like to fill my mouth with acidic liquids and spit at them through my teeth, cobra-style.<br /><br />We've only had one doorshitting experience here, which was a few years back. Someone smeared shit across the doorknob of our building so that you'd have your hand in it when you went to open it.Alexnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5694390946037511355.post-87833212223045956812011-06-23T16:08:08.752-04:002011-06-23T16:08:08.752-04:00How do we know Jordy is telling the truth?How do we know Jordy is telling the truth?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com