From the Police Blotter in this week's issue of The Villager:
The manager of Victoria’s Secret, 591 Broadway between Prince and Houston Sts., told police that a group of two men and three women entered the place at 5:20 p.m. Mon., March 15, distracted the security guard, and managed to take 96 panty thongs from a shelf, hide them in a big yellow bag and walk out without paying. The total value lost was $4,680, the store reported.
That's about 48 bucks per thong.What, were they, mink lined or something?
ReplyDeleteI can get quite fancy lace thongs for under ten bucks a piece.
They deserve to be stolen.
@VH Ha!
ReplyDeleteThey distracted the security guard, OK. But what about the rest of the sales staff? Where were they when someone was dumping pricy thongs into a big yellow bag?
somewhere, some kids are having a panty viewing party a la sixteen candles
ReplyDelete@BB Ha!
ReplyDeleteMy brother paid a dollar last night to see your thong...