Monday, July 19, 2010

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Seeking Sexy TOPLESS Female to deal poker at my party - Sat. 7/31** (East Village)
Date: 2010-07-19, 5:10PM EDT

Hey there. About 10 of my good friends and I are getting together on the night of SATURDAY, JULY 31 to play some poker and smoke cigars, and thought it would be a nice gift to my friends to hire a young, sexy woman to deal for us - TOPLESS. We are nice, respectful, fun (and funny) 28 year olds from Long Island. Looking for a fun girl who can handle a deck of cards and would deal texas hold'em poker for TWO HOURS (10PM-Midnight) on Saturday July 31. $100 cash for the 2 hours - easy money! Liquor and a cigar are included!

If you think this would be fun and are down for a sexy and funny night, then email me! PLEASE INCLUDE PICTURES! (Face + body).

Thanks guys...
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3 comments:

  1. AnonymousJuly 19, 2010 at 9:28 PM

    The obvious question, of course: how did you happen to find this ad?

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  2. EV GrieveJuly 19, 2010 at 9:56 PM

    I'm looking to make a little extra $$$$ and...

    The boring answer: the link showed showed up on my East Village Twitter feed....

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  3. VH McKenzieJuly 20, 2010 at 10:03 AM

    "respectful, fun (and funny) 28 year olds from Long Island " -- I find that to be an oxymoron.

    And to sit and be leered at by these schmucks for 2 hours for only a hundred bucks? Try a hundred bucks EACH, gentelmen, and you might actually find some takers.

    And you can keep the cigar.

    Moron.

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