The driveway here at the gated Bowery high-rise — 52E4 tower of condo — to John Legend and other fashionable people is tight to begin with... add a few humongo bags and trash and....
...passable, especially on two wheels...
Warning! While James Bond may be able to do this in "Diamonds Are Forever," please do not attempt this coming out of your own gated driveway.
P.S.
New York magazine takes you inside the Legend home here.
maybe he'll write a song about it. "trash is in my way and i can't get out of the driveway"? key of Em, cut time...
ReplyDeleteWalked by this morning and there was a giant Christmas tree blocking the drive. Maybe he's got a secret Batman entrance to the garage three blocks away.
ReplyDeleteWhy do you give these dopes power by printing their names?
ReplyDeleteIf you have to call YOURSELF "Legend" , it is pretty certain that you are not now and will never be one...REAL legends wait for other people to do that for them.
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