Saturday, May 14, 2011

Today in front-page news


Giving the edge to the Post today.

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  1. Osama Bin Pervert! LOL!

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  2. Wha! Those are real? WTF? I hope he was watching On Golden Blonde or Gay Buffet.

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  3. Yeah, because Osama is the ONLY dude that watches porn. Who cares, really?

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  4. I agree the Post wins! Wonder if he was watching My Terrorist Friend's Hot Mom?

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  5. @Marty - The Post always wins!

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  6. propaganda - where's the dialysis machine? why no pictures of the interrogation - or did they just outright execute him? That would be some lame ass tradecraft if so.

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  7. @Lisa: My favorite NY Post headline after Tonya Harding's bodyguard turned evidence on her was: "BODYGUARD FINGERS TONYA!"

    Ha ha ha!

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  8. I beg to differ. Best Post headline was when Donald Trump married Marla Maples: "The Lady is a Trump".

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  9. @Marty - Ha! Priceless! There are so many fine examples I can't pick one, but yours is indeed a strong contender for Best Double Entendre.

    Altho the Daily News did trump the Post back in the Giuliani era with that deathless classic, "We Can Kick Your City's Ass", that's gotta be right up there!

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  10. @the other Lisa: "I beg to differ." We know.

    @Lisa: I don't want to speak for others here, but you'll always be the Lisa of choice for me at EV Grieve!

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  11. Best Post cover was "Bimbo Summit" with a photo of Paris, Lindsay and Britney.

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  12. the best Post headline-
    "Headless body found in topless bar"

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  13. brought to you by Beavis and Butthead. and they want to bomb our culture off the face of the Earth--why?

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  14. Ok, it wasn't on the front page, but remember; "Ike Beats Tina To Death!"
    A Tacky Classic.

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  15. During the OJ trial, the Post ran this cover about Judge Lance Ito:

    Is Ito finito?

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  16. @EV Grieve: I remember that! Classic Post headline! This is one of my favorite recent ones:

    http://twe.ly/eZkb

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  17. @Marty - Aww, what a doll, THANK YOU! A wonderful compliment, and much appreciated! (And your retort to TOL made me laugh out loud.)

    And yeah, Ho No is another witty gem.

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  18. @anon--"headless body found in a topless bar" is my favorite and I remember when all of these came out. I've been a NY Post reader for years and proud of it.

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  19. Not really sex or murder related but the 10/30/1975 front page of The Daily News: “FORD TO CITY: DROP DEAD” has got to be in the top 3 NYC tabloid headlines of all times.

    http://www.nydailynews.com/features/bronxisburning/battle-for-the-city/index.html

    http://www.nytimes.com/2006/12/28/nyregion/28veto.html

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  20. i liked the one on thansgiving years ago where they simply put bloomberg's head on a giant turkey and said "WHAT A TURKEY"

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  21. wait how about this one. so wrong...

    http://farm1.static.flickr.com/13/14321768_f68906b483_o.gif

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