The listing is now online at Prudential Elliman.
Let's take a look.
Here's the copy:
Panoramic Living - Enjoy spectacular views from the luminous walls of glass, that make up this fifteen story 'iconic' tower. 52 East 4th is the 'ultimate' in downtown luxury living, featuring direct elevator access, surround sound, dramatic ceiling heights, architectural steel trusses, and state-of-the-art bathrooms and kitchen, all designed by Andre Escobar. This full service condominium is situated in the highly desired East Village, directly adjacent to The Bowery Hotel. Building amenities include a setback and landscaped building entrance, parking garage, roof deck and an exterior spa-swimming pool. Doorman from 8AM-8PM. The only thing missing in this 'unique' masterpiece is you!
Thoughts? Nice. A lot of taupe. Not the best color in case you spill a Slurpee purchased from the 7-Eleven on the ground floor.
I've seen that apartment so many times it's like I freakin live there. GENUG ALREADY.
ReplyDeleteBut hey, where's Chrissy in her underwear? Is she hiding behind the artfully distressed Moroccan pouf? Is she out buying pants?
That water tower has got to go. After all, this is now the Bowery "District".
ReplyDeleteI had to look up "taupe" - thought it was some kind of fabric of something.
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