While we're waiting for the renderings of 331 E. Sixth St. to land in our inbox, we at least have a basic idea of what the under-construction, six-floor superhome will look like here.
Found these diagrams at the DOB site.
Looks like they'll be an elevator. Roof terrace. (Roof party!) No sign of a swimming pool.
Anyway, at least one local blogger is under the impression that David Schwimmer might be the mystery owner of this space.
Finally, the city logged a complaint yesterday from a caller who stated: "CONSTRUCTION ON A FEDERAL HOLIDAY W/O ANY PERMITS FOR DOING CONSTRUCTION ON A FEDERAL HOLIDAY. CLR STATES THAT SHE IS THE TENANT ASSOCIATION PRESIDENT."
Previously on EV Grieve:
Is David Schwimmer the 'Friends' star who now owns the demolished 331 E. Sixth St. townhouse?
Outrage over total demolition of historic East Sixth Street townhouse
I predict his house is going to be egged and TP'd a lot on Halloween. Or his neighbors will womp him with water balloons on the regular, like what happened to Ross when he broke up with Elizabeth, his much-younger student (it is sad how many Friends episodes are seared into my brain and how much residual goodwill Schwimmer is eroding by building this shitshow).
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