Friday, January 20, 2012

From the EV Grieve Weather Center


This just in from EV Grieve Weather Correspondent Shawn Chittle. See that roundish, blue blob hovering over what used to be Northern Illinois and Indiana? Yes, it's headed this way.

Per our sources at The Weather Channel (Woo! Jim Cantore!):

... WINTER WEATHER ADVISORY REMAINS IN EFFECT FROM 1 AM TO 4 PM EST SATURDAY...

* LOCATIONS... NEW YORK CITY... MOST ADJACENT SECTIONS OF NORTHEAST NEW JERSEY... AND MOST OF WESTERN LONG ISLAND.

* HAZARD TYPES... SNOW. PRECIPITATION MAY MIX WITH RAIN AND SLEET LATE SATURDAY MORNING AND INTO EARLY AFTERNOON BEFORE ENDING SATURDAY AFTERNOON.

* ACCUMULATIONS... 4 TO 6 INCHES OF SNOW.

* WINDS... NORTHEAST 5 TO 15 MPH WITH GUSTS UP TO 20 MPH.

* TEMPERATURES... IN THE UPPER 20S.

We calmly suggest that you start to panic.

We'll have live team coverage starting tomorrow. Whenever we wake up. (Noonish or so.)
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3 comments:

  1. ShawnJanuary 20, 2012 at 6:07 PM

    The blob looks just like Alaska! How appropriate!

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  2. AnonymousJanuary 20, 2012 at 7:13 PM

    @ Shawn

    No, it's an ice cube for The Frozen Barnaby's Buffalo Blizzard at Dax and Booker.

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  3. MelanieJanuary 20, 2012 at 9:17 PM

    I am ready!!

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