Friday, March 2, 2012

First sign of Schwimmer Manor

Workers at 331 E. Sixth St., site of David Schwimmer's future six-story home, are making noticeable progress now... Yesterday, the house made its first appearance above the plywood...



And more bricks were arriving this morning...


Anyway, moving forward, we should probably come up with a name for the house... a way to refer to it in future posts. Going with Schwimmer Manor at the moment. But that's a little meh. Anyone?
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18 comments:

  1. AnonymousMarch 2, 2012 at 7:45 AM

    Schwimming hole?

    At least until it goes up,anyway.

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  2. JMMarch 2, 2012 at 8:43 AM

    I don't know, considering the horrific nature of what the mopey asshole did to the gorgeous house that was here, it's hard to be funny about it.

    How about just calling it 'the mopey asshole's crime scene, the little shit.'

    Probably not very catchy....

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  3. dmbreamMarch 2, 2012 at 9:44 AM

    The Central Perk East

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  4. ChadMarch 2, 2012 at 9:58 AM

    How about David's Goliath monstrosity?

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  5. AnonymousMarch 2, 2012 at 10:44 AM

    David Schwimmer's best role was Captain Sobel in Band of Brothers. For anyone not familiar with the series, Captain Sobel was an incompetent asshole that no one liked. Schwimmer was born to play that role. :)

    So how about calling it the Sobel House?

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  6. LvVMarch 2, 2012 at 10:46 AM

    The Museum of Disastral History

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  7. EV GrieveMarch 2, 2012 at 10:49 AM

    @ anon 10:44

    Ah, he was good in that... didn't he treat the men to a special spaghetti dinner then made them leave and go running?

    And good response so far!

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  8. Marty WombacherMarch 2, 2012 at 11:02 AM

    Hall of Shwame?

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  9. AnonymousMarch 2, 2012 at 11:23 AM

    does he know that his house is being built from cinder blocks?

    I-)

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  10. SpikeMarch 2, 2012 at 11:44 AM

    The Gellar Cellar?
    Stately Lame Manor?
    Xanadude?
    Shitty Actors Rest Home?

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  11. Crazy EddieMarch 2, 2012 at 12:08 PM

    The Schmuck house.

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  12. marjorieMarch 2, 2012 at 12:29 PM

    Schwimmerderer of Historic Home

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  13. ACMarch 2, 2012 at 1:07 PM

    An expansion of commenter No. 1:

    The Old Schwimming Hole

    Scwimming Place

    Schwimmer Place

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  14. AnonymousMarch 2, 2012 at 1:07 PM

    Chez Schwimm?

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  15. glammaMarch 2, 2012 at 1:47 PM

    A$$hole Central

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  16. BabyDaveMarch 2, 2012 at 3:12 PM

    Schwimminent Domain.
    Although I like Glamma's suggestion.

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  17. LisaMarch 3, 2012 at 9:21 PM

    Villa Schwilla

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