Monday, September 24, 2012

Zoltar arrives on St. Mark's Place, sees 'a great deal of happiness' in return for $2

An exciting development to report outside Gem Spa on Second Avenue and St. Mark's Place: A Zoltar Machine arrived yesterday! (Like the one in the movie "Big," I think.)


My fortune said something about a Death Star. Weird. I wanted to ask Zoltar if he will last longer here than the Boxer machine did.


Your move, 7-Eleven.

7 comments:

  1. If memory serves me right the one in Big required you shoot your coin into Zoltar's mouth...but this is still pretty cool nonetheless.

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  2. Yes, Zach, that machine dropped your coin into its mouth, but that wasn't Zoltar... it was Ben Shaoul.

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  3. meh. Looks like a repro.
    Still, probably best thing on that block now.

    OK; and mark.

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