Friday, October 5, 2012

Everything that you wanted to know about Halloween City but were afraid to look


We've been so excited [ed. note: not really] to visit the seasonal [ed. note: no shit] Halloween City in the Shoppes at Red Square [ed. note: don't call them Shoppes] on East Houston.

Anyway, the store is open, and we finally looked at some of the offerings to help make your Halloween planning a little easier. [ed. note: what are you, 12?] A quick note: An employee said that they were getting a lot more stuff in, so...

We conveniently broke the offerings down into categories... A few things: the employees were friendly, and the prices seemed a little ... high? Maybe the $5.99 for the Severed Bloody Fingers are a good buy — you can use them year round when you dine out.

-----The Realistic Disguises-----







-----The Accessories-----




-----The Electronics-----



-----The WTF-----




-----The Gaga-----



Just 26 shopping days left!
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19 comments:

  1. pinheadOctober 5, 2012 at 7:09 AM

    The editor is very cranky today.

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  2. AnonymousOctober 5, 2012 at 7:28 AM

    The editor got a rash from trying on all the Lady Gaga merchandise. EV Grieve

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  3. AnonymousOctober 5, 2012 at 7:58 AM

    And for crap like this we sold our souls to China, where all of it is manufactured?

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  4. AnonymousOctober 5, 2012 at 9:48 AM

    Is that officially licensed Lady Gaga crap? What a shill.

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  5. AnonymousOctober 5, 2012 at 9:50 AM

    Very pleased that I will be out of the city for holloween

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  6. ShawnOctober 5, 2012 at 10:33 AM

    What "Rap Star" is that supposed to be?

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  7. blue glassOctober 5, 2012 at 10:35 AM

    when do they get their liquor license?

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  8. Marty WombacherOctober 5, 2012 at 10:40 AM

    Where's the Lana Del Rey costume?

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  9. MakeoutOctober 5, 2012 at 12:05 PM

    ed. note- Are you stoned? Inflatable footballs- what will they think of next?

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  10. THE NOTORIOUS L.I.B.E.R.A.T.I.O.N.October 5, 2012 at 1:13 PM

    @Chittle Douche Moe Dee

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  11. Laura Goggin PhotographyOctober 5, 2012 at 1:36 PM

    Ooo, I've always wanted a ground fog machine!

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  12. Crazy EddieOctober 5, 2012 at 1:43 PM

    Where’s the Ben Shaoul mask?

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  13. AnonymousOctober 5, 2012 at 4:04 PM

    Of course it's made in China. It would be embarrassing to make this shit here.

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  14. AnonymousOctober 5, 2012 at 4:40 PM

    I dunno... an old sheet and a paper bag used to work just fine.

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  15. ShawnOctober 5, 2012 at 5:34 PM

    @Liberation

    HAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHHAHAHA


    @Crazy Eddie Ben Shaoul mask! The ghouleist, shaouliest of them all!

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  16. EV GrieveOctober 5, 2012 at 5:41 PM

    @Goggla

    It will be embarrassing when we both show up at the same party as ground fog machines!

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  17. Laura Goggin PhotographyOctober 5, 2012 at 6:09 PM

    @Grieve - that would be a fog pas!

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  18. EV GrieveOctober 5, 2012 at 7:08 PM

    @goggla

    Ha! OK, now finish your drink and leave...

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  19. esquared™October 8, 2012 at 10:18 AM

    The fashionista, isn't that the daily attire in the Bowery?

    And the tackle me, isn't that the weekend attire in the East Village/LES?

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