Wednesday, January 9, 2013

Rent this East 11th Street apartment; enjoy the artificial turf out back

Here's an apartment that just hit on the market on East 11th Street between Second Avenue and Third Avenue... Per Streeteasy:

Spacious studio / Junior 1 bdrm with private backyard access! A rare find in NYC!
Separate kitchen that will be totally renovated (will feature new cabinets and appliances)
Brand new bathroom
2 large closets
A/C unit in wall
Entire apartment will be cleaned and painted

The rent is $2,600. (Maybe you could get it for less if they didn't clean or paint it? Ha.) Anyway, perhaps you can offset that cost by opening up a miniature golf course in that private backyard... here's the lone photo that accompanied the listing...


You may want to run it by the World Minigolf Sport Federation first.
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5 comments:

  1. Ken from Ken's KitchenJanuary 9, 2013 at 10:15 AM

    Wonder if they cropped out a slide from the brand new bathroom to the private backyard. Slides are very attractive features for our new woo-hoo EV demographic. And might go explain the rental price tag for this dump.

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  2. AnonymousJanuary 9, 2013 at 12:21 PM

    Would it have killed them to remove the dirty broken table before snapping a photo? One can only imagine what the apartment looks like.

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  3. AnonymousJanuary 9, 2013 at 12:24 PM

    I bet there's a body under the astro turf!

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  4. MakeoutJanuary 9, 2013 at 1:44 PM

    @ Anon 12:24- I'm not betting you!

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  5. Joe BlowJanuary 9, 2013 at 4:55 PM

    yeah.. $2,600 for the first year.. and $3,300 after three.

    I had a nice apartment w balcony for $2k.. $2,300 the second and they wanted $2,700 for the third.

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