Saturday, April 13, 2013

Breaking! Breaking! Zoltar is broken! Broken!





Actually, Zoltar was vandalized! Word is that some "homeless kids" purposefully smashed the Zoltar glass with a skateboard yesterday and ran.





More. Much more! To come.

Updated 11:24 a.m.

As word of this crime spreads... friends and followers are sending their regards...



There are unconfirmed reports that Mayor Bloomberg will cut short his weekend trip to Bermuda to address the situation here.
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10 comments:

  1. JohnApril 13, 2013 at 9:43 AM

    Zoltar died for our sins

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  2. Laura Goggin PhotographyApril 13, 2013 at 10:03 AM

    Nooo!

    Zoltar is the best person in the neighborhood. He will be avenged!

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  3. UnknownApril 13, 2013 at 10:26 AM

    ZOLTAR SHALL BE AVENGED !!

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  4. @ewingwebApril 13, 2013 at 10:30 AM

    "I see you kids"

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  5. BBApril 13, 2013 at 10:57 AM

    The only reason they're called "homeless kids" is because thier rich out of state parents havnt bought them a house yet.

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  6. Ken from Ken's KitchenApril 13, 2013 at 11:27 AM

    Zoltar still believes in the goodness of mankind despite this unfortunate setback.

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  7. AnonymousApril 13, 2013 at 12:51 PM

    So my question is; did the cops catch them?
    No home to run to, they should be pretty easy to find.

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  8. ScoobyApril 13, 2013 at 2:20 PM

    What is wrong with these idiots? Why the hell would anyone vandalize Zoltar? He's the coolest on the block (many blocks actually).
    Cannot wait til he's back and "well"...

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  9. robApril 14, 2013 at 12:10 PM

    Zoltar knows all. He wanted a bit of spring fresh air. Skateboarders are his tool. All will be well if all contribute to his glass replacement and AC before the summer gets hot.

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  10. Eden BeeApril 15, 2013 at 2:58 AM

    Smurfs are behind this.

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