Friday, May 17, 2013

Zoltar still sees a ball-less future

[Photo by EVG reader John S.]

Remember when Zoltar had a ball outside Gem Spa? (A crystal ball.) Ever since that unfortunate skateboard smash job last month, he has been without a ball. (Goggla was first to note this!)





How are we expected to trust his vision of the future without a crystal ball? Yesterday, he gave me a fortune that read "ignore the previous fortune."
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4 comments:

  1. MakeoutMay 17, 2013 at 12:17 PM

    Wait 'til you finish your Chinese then read the cookie. Duh.

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  2. AnonymousMay 17, 2013 at 1:02 PM

    Good place for an Amanda Bynes shrine!

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  3. ScoobyMay 17, 2013 at 3:28 PM

    Perhaps that was the reason for the skateboard window smashing - to steal Zoltar's ball... Ah-HAH! What evil lurks in the hearts of men

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  4. Ken from Ken's KitchenMay 17, 2013 at 6:18 PM

    No matter. Zoltar will always be successful in his professional career.

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