A reader sent along this Craigslist ad under the Manhattan/East Village section ... under for sale/business ...
I have a beautiful ice cream truck for sale, and ready to make money now! Its a 1978 ford step van Including : Taylor air pressure ice cream machine, 2 roof top AC units, Freezer for novelties, Topping unit, milk shake blender, new music box, and a 20 kw water cooled generator. for sale for $20,000.
Seems legit... though "Dairy Dan the Ice Cream Man" ...
...can mean something really different.
We asked Doug Quint, co-proprietor of the Big Gay Ice Cream shops and truck, about all this.
"My statement as a professional, and you can quote me, is 'what the fuck?'"
This will be perfect for Hoboken Hoof!
ReplyDeleteThey used to sell heroin from these in the 80's
ReplyDeleteClicked on the Dairy Dan link.. omg.. hahaha! Creepy!!!! Don't eat the chocolate sprinkles is all I gotta say!
ReplyDeleteDairy Dan, Weiner's other sexting name, and this truck is where he'll be conducting his dairy and milky business.
ReplyDeleteCommenting from Kuala Lumpur, hence the PM.
ReplyDelete"Freezer for novelties"
*wink* *wink*
Hello Kuala Lumpur!
ReplyDeleteForget about this post, I want to know more about the person commenting from Kuala Lumpur!!!
ReplyDeleteDairy Dan supposedly had DD implants
ReplyDeleteWhat?Are the undercover cops getting out of the buisness?! NO! I will miss them. Some of the best new literature is in their funny buisness names.
ReplyDeleteI'd love to buy the truck, but I don't think Dairy Dick will work.
ReplyDelete@Big Brother - with Big Apple Algae sprinkles!
ReplyDeleteAPPLAUSE @ DICK PLOPKIN
ReplyDelete...Rich Dairy would work.
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