Wednesday, July 24, 2013

Your chance to buy an ice cream truck, maybe become 'Dairy Dan'



A reader sent along this Craigslist ad under the Manhattan/East Village section ... under for sale/business ...

I have a beautiful ice cream truck for sale, and ready to make money now! Its a 1978 ford step van Including : Taylor air pressure ice cream machine, 2 roof top AC units, Freezer for novelties, Topping unit, milk shake blender, new music box, and a 20 kw water cooled generator. for sale for $20,000.

Seems legit... though "Dairy Dan the Ice Cream Man" ...



...can mean something really different.

We asked Doug Quint, co-proprietor of the Big Gay Ice Cream shops and truck, about all this.

"My statement as a professional, and you can quote me, is 'what the fuck?'"

13 comments:

  1. This will be perfect for Hoboken Hoof!

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  2. The Philosophical ZombieJuly 24, 2013 at 9:27 AM

    They used to sell heroin from these in the 80's

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  3. Clicked on the Dairy Dan link.. omg.. hahaha! Creepy!!!! Don't eat the chocolate sprinkles is all I gotta say!

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  4. Dairy Dan, Weiner's other sexting name, and this truck is where he'll be conducting his dairy and milky business.

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  5. Commenting from Kuala Lumpur, hence the PM.

    "Freezer for novelties"
    *wink* *wink*

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  6. Forget about this post, I want to know more about the person commenting from Kuala Lumpur!!!

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  7. Dairy Dan supposedly had DD implants

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  8. What?Are the undercover cops getting out of the buisness?! NO! I will miss them. Some of the best new literature is in their funny buisness names.

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  9. I'd love to buy the truck, but I don't think Dairy Dick will work.

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  10. @Big Brother - with Big Apple Algae sprinkles!

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  11. ...Rich Dairy would work.

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