Saturday, August 31, 2013

Street fair! Street fair! Street fair!



Ahem! Please pause your Saturday. There is a — surprise! — Street Fair ("street fair"?) to report... on Fourth Avenue from East 14th Street down to, oh — who cares! We spotted workers assembling the usual displays of sunglasses, belts and wieners.

Hurry, because you won't have the chance to see this stuff again until tomorrow, when the same people set up on Broadway!



Previously on EV Grieve:
Street fair! Street fair! Street fair!

Street fair! Street fair! Street fair!

Street fair! Street fair! Street fair!

Street fair! Street fair! Street fair!

Street fair! Street fair! Street fair!

Street fair! Street fair! Street fair!

Street fair! Street fair! Street fair!
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10 comments:

  1. Not Amanda BynesAugust 31, 2013 at 11:30 AM

    Yo wizzles and slammies! I'm back from da kook houze so keeps the cops off ma snatch and off ma hatch!!! for rillz im living under a sidewalk hatch now. BUTT ready to burn the pavement and blow yr mindz!!! And eat da stick meat! #gothshop #wigs #vampiregrills #stritfare

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  2. Not Amanda BynesAugust 31, 2013 at 12:41 PM

    Yo! They got madd tube socks here for rillz. 99cent bargin valyooz!!! Makin sock puppets of the uglies and their gonna duel over a gyro big time at ma puppet show for dem kiddies at 2 near my memorial site. #linemuppknockemdown #nolowercaselifeforme

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  3. Not Amanda BynesAugust 31, 2013 at 1:23 PM

    fuckman nestor just slapped my puss i thought there was a bounty for this dude? #rude #fakemuppet #lowercaser

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  4. Not Amanda BynesAugust 31, 2013 at 2:09 PM

    wut da shizz manizz? cops shut down my uglies puppet show for da kidz. said they were cool with me being topless and alls but had pull nestors head out of my puss and put pants on #LOWERCASERS #OPRESHIN

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  5. Not Amanda BynesAugust 31, 2013 at 5:55 PM

    street fair was dope!!! stick meat was supreme! ugly cops pulling Nestor away from his clam bake not so dop yo. they just looking ta see the world famous red lobster for real!!!!! #kmarthereicome

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  6. Not Amanda BynesAugust 31, 2013 at 7:20 PM

    #nooneinthekmartsgotswaggerlikeme

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  7. Not Amanda BynesAugust 31, 2013 at 7:23 PM

    im totes sleepin ov in kmart 2night gonna rite a song about banging the nyu guy in the dressing room wearing a snuggy and windex pefume makes the dudes crawl #burningmanindabackyard #alluppercasefromherewizzles

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  8. AnonymousSeptember 1, 2013 at 11:45 PM

    How in the world do we stop these things??????????? One on Fourth Ave on Saturday, then again on Sunday one block away? These things are totally stupid

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  9. Mark Hand The CatchmanSeptember 2, 2013 at 2:55 AM

    I like to get freaky with the Mozzarepa pancakes....

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  10. DrGeckoSeptember 2, 2013 at 9:14 AM

    @ShutUpHooker: I was there before you, and it's not really mozarella.

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