Some marketing messages have arrived on the sidewalk shed surrounding the recently rebranded Eleventh and Third, the
The messages are likely meant to be, well, playful, with lines like "Speak up! But know when to shut up" and "GET BUSY. Doing Nothing" and "Relax into chaos" and "Rent your space. Own your life."
[Crickets]
It doesn't get much better on the Third Avenue side, where we're told that "It's OK to Indulge" ... with some ideas on things to indulge in, such as coffee, sex, sugar, youth, wine. Crazy, man!
There's a teaser website up for the building if you want to get a head start on the indulging.
There isn't any mention of prices. However! The Real Deal previously reported that rent for the units will range from $3,500 for a studio to $6,000 for a one-bedroom to as much as $10,000 for a two-bedroom.
Feel free to indulge or something.
Previously on EV Grieve:
Someone actually paid $57 million for this East Village building
Reimagining this 12-story East Village building, now on the market
NY Copy & Printing forced out of longtime E. 11th St. home, opening second location on E. 7th St.
Rebranded 'Eleventh and Third' will have rentals upwards of $10k
Fu*king Helvetica Terrorists
ReplyDelete@7:44 That's Trade Gothic Condensed, not Helvetica.
ReplyDeleteHipster gibberish lingo
ReplyDeleteEleventh and Third, designed especially for "special" people who were Eleven years old when by the time they made it to the Third grade.
ReplyDeleteWelcome to Generation Tattoo, where the font matters more than the message.
Listen to the voice of authority.
ReplyDeleteYeast keeps the intestines clean.
Step forth into the sunlight and on to Wellville!
The first time it kind of scared me.
You have been civilized long enough.
Welcome Bill Haydew and Associates.
That is all.
This advertising totally speaks to me and my life!
ReplyDeleteI will now indulge in a fucking cigarette. Shit.
ReplyDeleteRegina Hotel?
ReplyDeleteRelax into chaos!
ReplyDeleteUgh.
I'm going to speak up and say this fugly place needs to be razed and replaced with a zen garden. Serenity now!
Maybe it makes more sense if you are drunk on biscuits? Hell, it can't make less sense!
ReplyDeleteWith one bedrooms going for $6,000, there's no time to relax because you'll be busting ass to pay a small fortune in rent to live across the street from a row of honky tonk pubs. Good luck with that!
ReplyDeleteI can't help but think that we are in the midst of a Manhattan real estate mini-bubble.
ReplyDeleteTime for a leeetiiil batting practice.
ReplyDelete@Ena Paul Kostabi: Yes, Regina Hotel! Only waaay more pricey. For rich DB's only.
ReplyDeleteAir B&B, Air B&B, Air B&B...lather, rinse, repeat!
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