EVG reader mdmn spotted this parking job on East 11th Street near Amsterdam Billiards at Fourth Avenue yesterday afternoon.
Just an awful parking effort by someone in a rush to play pool?
The car was parked directly across from the the delivery gates at the Cooper Station Post Office.
Hey, there's a note.
Perhaps the force of the collision forced the car up on the sidewalk?
Other theories welcome, probably.
NEWMAN!
ReplyDeleteVolvo + Jersey plate, no further comment.
ReplyDeleteIf it was hit by a PO truck, I notice the note is signed by someone from Amsterdam Billiards and not the truck driver.
ReplyDelete@1103 hahhahasha a 16 year old call back joke. Not bad!
ReplyDeleteThey were obviously is such a rush to get over to Whole Foods to stock up on gluten free dinosaur pasta that they forgot to finish parking. Of maybe they are from Jersey.
ReplyDeleteIf it was hit, would the front wheels be turned left toward the sidewalk the way they are? It looks like they drove up on the curb.
ReplyDelete5:10 you dont drive do you? that is exactly how you should point your wheels when parking.
ReplyDeleteIt's my car, I just like to park that way. To each his own, right?
ReplyDeleteJohn:
ReplyDelete"The white whale."
Giovanni:
If they are from Jersey, what exit?
Sorry, two more "old" joke references.
6:47pm was driving with her leopard heels and fishnets and can't wait to pick-up that certified mail and check from mommy and daddy so that she may spend it on $400 worth of gluten- and casein free chips and beer from WHole Foods to bring to a frat party tonight and watch MNF to get drunk as Cooter Brown so that she can hook-up with a bro named Nate.
ReplyDeleteelephant sex. seriously. they do that to cars sometimes. non consensual as well i add...
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