Sunday, December 21, 2014

Some last-minute holiday decorating tips courtesy of Citi Bike



@melchp spotted this over at the Toyota Children's Learning Garden on East 11th Street near Avenue B. If you decide to decorate with a Citi Bike, then remember to dock it every 45 minutes (30 minutes for non-members!) to avoid late fees.

4 comments:

  1. Finally! A docking station that works!

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  2. No, no, no......I said "Shove it up your ass", not try and throw it over the fence onto the grass.......SHEESH!

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  3. It's one thing to disrespect the CitiBike, a whole nother to disrespect a children's community garden. Assholes need to check themselves.

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  4. Eh, this isn't that disrespectful. It's rather fantastical actually, in a "and the cow jumped his unnecessarily heavy-ass, unmaneuverable corporate bike over the moon" kind of way.

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