Friday, February 20, 2015

How Zoltar passes his down time?



By reading Time Out?

Wait.

OK.



Or maybe this a paid product placement? Or just highjinks? After all, poor Zoltar had to endure another fallen piece of plexiglass on this frigid day ...



Photos by Derek Berg
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14 comments:

  1. ZoltarFebruary 20, 2015 at 1:44 PM

    It is very possible that you will achieve greatness in your lifetime.

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  2. AnonymousFebruary 20, 2015 at 2:34 PM

    sleater kinney!

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  3. DrBOPFebruary 20, 2015 at 5:35 PM

    Anon2:34 NICE catch!

    Zoltar doesn't read so much as he absorbs the material.

    Oh....right....
    TOUCH THE GLASS
    UP YOUR ASS!

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  4. AnonymousFebruary 20, 2015 at 6:24 PM

    Enough of this shit with zoltar. Who cares anymore

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  5. AnonymousFebruary 20, 2015 at 7:14 PM

    WHO DARES QUESTION ZOLTAR?!?

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  6. AnonymousFebruary 20, 2015 at 7:41 PM

    Anonymous 6.24, what do you mean who cares anymore? Zoltar has justifiably established himself as an EV institution. Oh, and he always gets a capital Z!

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  7. WalterFebruary 20, 2015 at 8:22 PM

    I always wondered what the people living on the 2nd floor above GEM Spa think of this incessant intrusion into their nocturnal peace and quiet.

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  8. NOTORIOUSFebruary 21, 2015 at 12:09 AM

    Oh Zoltar, Pussy Riot means something entirely different...

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  9. Scuba DivaFebruary 21, 2015 at 7:17 AM

    Is Zoltar playing solitaire?

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  10. GiovanniFebruary 21, 2015 at 8:55 AM

    Zoltar once had a staring contest with his own reflection. Zoltar won.

    When Zoltar does pushups, he doesn't push his body up, he pushes the whole world down.

    Zoltar's tears can cure cancer. It's too bad Zoltar never cries.

    Zoltar once brought a knife to a gunfight, just to even the odds.

    Zoltar once taught a German Shepherd how to bark in Spanish..

    Zoltar lives vicariously through himself.

    Crusties give Zoltar their money, and thank him for the favor.

    Zoltar never wears a watch because time is always on his side

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  11. paddy523February 21, 2015 at 9:35 AM

    All hail Zoltar!!

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  12. Laura Goggin PhotographyFebruary 21, 2015 at 11:01 AM

    Zoltar never fails to brighten my day.

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  13. Scuba DivaFebruary 21, 2015 at 2:26 PM

    Yeah, Goggla…he's one person who will talk to me.

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  14. DrBOPFebruary 21, 2015 at 2:49 PM

    Giovanni.....

    ....it's a Crusty Classic!

    ....respect.

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