Monday, November 2, 2015

Noted



EVG contributor Derek Berg spotted this new living room ensemble at Whole Foods Market® Bowery ...



The sign asks for people to "treat this furniture as you would your own" this holiday season. How will this turn out???

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15 comments:

  1. BagelGuyNovember 2, 2015 at 10:10 PM

    Treat it as you would your own? Does this mean the furniture will be discarded in front of my store when the nest semester ends?

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  2. Scuba DivaNovember 2, 2015 at 11:08 PM

    Yeah, good luck with that.

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  3. AnonymousNovember 3, 2015 at 12:19 AM

    Whole Foods must be more desperate than I ever realized.

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  4. AnonymousNovember 3, 2015 at 2:56 AM

    Gee just like Friends........

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  5. AnonymousNovember 3, 2015 at 8:56 AM

    I pray they sprayed it for bedbugs.

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  6. DrGeckoNovember 3, 2015 at 9:51 AM

    I poop on my furniture.

    I don't have any visitors.

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  7. AnonymousNovember 3, 2015 at 10:37 AM

    Waiting for them to remove the rug which I tripped over.

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  8. AnonymousNovember 3, 2015 at 10:44 AM

    Is that a pullout sofa there? zzzzzzzz

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  9. AnonymousNovember 3, 2015 at 10:52 AM

    I don't want to feel at home at Whole Foods. I want to feel like I am in a well-run grocery store. You take care of the grocery store part, I'll take care of my own feel-at-home needs. Thank you.

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  10. AnonymousNovember 3, 2015 at 10:54 AM

    Feels like something conjured up by some marketing grunt who graduated college last week.

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  11. MakeoutNovember 3, 2015 at 12:24 PM

    Where's the fucking ashtray? You expect me to use the floor like some kind of barbarian?

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  12. AnonymousNovember 3, 2015 at 12:32 PM

    Discarded in front of your store by your customers is my guess.

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  13. AnonymousNovember 3, 2015 at 1:21 PM

    Do they provide coasters, or do we have to bring our own?

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  14. AnonymousNovember 3, 2015 at 11:37 PM

    More seating to eat ridiculously over priced prepared foods with the new residents of the LES

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  15. AnonymousNovember 7, 2015 at 1:30 AM

    I hope they're open on Thanksgiving - I'll be there w/ lots of extended family & we gonna get INTO IT.

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