Second Avenue and Fifth Street this morning... a discarded carpet with a PSA... discovered by EVG reader Sam Teichman ...
"This is not one of those cool furniture street finds. To be clear it's a carpet riddled with dog poop & vomit. YOU DO NOT WANT THIS unless you particularly enjoy those scents, which to be clear, you shouldn't.
Also, the carpet was really ugly & in shit shape. Godspeed! X"
Disgusting!
ReplyDeleteHilarious!
ReplyDeleteSoon to be displayed at a Crusty Camp near you!!!
ReplyDeletegotcha
ReplyDeleteSomebody needs a dog trainer.
ReplyDeleteIn other words, it's a Crustie Carpet.
ReplyDeleteDoes it have Fleas
ReplyDeleteFor some reason, I REALLY HAVE TO HAVE THIS!!!
ReplyDeleteMy carpet! That's where it went. #sad
ReplyDeleteTotally gross.
ReplyDeleteIt really ties the curb together...
ReplyDeleteThe next time I dump human remains in a rug, I'm using this genius trick to get away with it. Well played!
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