Friday, March 2, 2018

Being the butt of something

Via a crime story in Town & Village today:

A man arrested for selling loosies in Union Square wound up facing far more serious charges when he didn’t do a good enough job hiding his stash and almost 60 envelopes of heroin fell from his butt crack when he bent over to be searched, police said.

6 comments:

  1. We're going to need a bigger butt.

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  2. I think Elton John wrote a song about this exact scenario, it was called “Loosie In The Sky With Diamonds.”

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  3. Talk about a "butt fumble". Marc Sanchez has been dethroned! Yeah, Marc!!

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