Thursday, March 1, 2018

The Real Yellow Pages have arrived



Reader reports are coming in from all over the neighborhood with news that the Yellow Pages have arrived. Or are arriving.

This year's cover features a shot of the Empire State Building under attack by a spacecraft a la "Independence Day" as well as an ad for Epic Security Corp. "Fully insured. Armed and unarmed guards." The security guard pictured does have both arms.

While the directories are tightly wrapped in plastic, you may still want to bring them indoors before it really starts to rain...
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1 comment:

  1. AnonymousMarch 2, 2018 at 9:48 AM

    armed and unarmed guards? what if I only wanted one armed guard?

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