Tuesday, April 10, 2018

'No fees whatsoever' here at 14 St. Mark's Place (no private bathrooms either)



Just noting the recent arrival of the multiple for rent signs that adorn the entryway at 14 St. Mark's Place between Second Avenue and Third Avenue (home of Funkytown!) ...



Reminiscent of, say, Lumber Liquidators, the ads promise "no fees whatsoever not even for credit reports" ...



This address has peddled studios with shared bathrooms in previous years. In 2015, Brick Underground noted a studio with an $1,150 ask. The shared bathroom was down the hall... (I recall a few people chiming in saying these units were a better deal for students than a dorm room...)



The signs do promise that the units are "recently renovated," so... there are a few units at Naked Apartments... this one, asking $1,250 a month, looks cozy... the bathroom is shared ... There is a fridge and a sink...



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3 comments:

  1. NOTORIOUSApril 10, 2018 at 7:39 AM

    Be sure to do all of your liquidating in the gutter.

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  2. AnonymousApril 10, 2018 at 9:50 AM

    I think the cells on Rikers Island are just a bit larger, plus they have a view out the front door/bars.

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  3. AnonymousApril 10, 2018 at 10:05 AM

    Jam du jour: "I'm Livin' in an SRO" by Bosco

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=img9ZOP0EYA

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