Tuesday, March 19, 2019

'To all the young geniuses breaking into this building'



An EVG reader shares this Urban Etiquette Sign-Warning combo from Cooper Square between Seventh Street and St Marks Place:

To all the young geniuses breaking into this building:

This building is equipped with numerous security cameras that record directly to HDD.

We see you in the mornings, we see you in the afternoons. If you are reading this, we see you right now.

Some of you are dumb enough to wear the name of your school right on your shirt.

This is your one and only warning, any future footage gets forwarded to your headmaster and NYPD.

Make no mistake — you will be expelled, we will press trespassing charges, and you will cry when Mommy and Daddy find out.

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8 comments:

  1. AnonymousMarch 19, 2019 at 11:48 AM

    Make no mistake—you are incredibly naive to think there will be any consequences.

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  2. noble neolaniMarch 19, 2019 at 12:06 PM

    Has anyone else checked out package thieves on YouTube? A suburban plague of thievery in the "safe" parts of America. Extremely entertaining until after several videos when it turns super depressing.

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  3. AnonymousMarch 19, 2019 at 12:28 PM

    Are these kids breaking into the building or are they coat tailing it in when someone enters or exits? Are they stealing things or visiting friends? Granted if you have no business at a place you should not be there.

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  4. AnonymousMarch 19, 2019 at 12:51 PM

    Why wait? Why give them a 2nd chance? They just move to a different building.

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  5. Scuba DivaMarch 19, 2019 at 1:38 PM

    @noble neolani The video of "Package Thieves vs. Glitter Bomb Trap" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoxhDk-hwuo is quite gratifying, however.

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  6. JJMarch 19, 2019 at 5:33 PM

    What are they breaking in to do exactly?

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  7. noble neolaniMarch 19, 2019 at 7:18 PM

    @Scuba Diva,
    That guy redefines genius.

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  8. Scuba DivaMarch 19, 2019 at 10:52 PM

    @noble neolani Insane Exploding Bait Package https://youtu.be/Gr_vUJZ37eU is pretty good too.

    ReplyDelete

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