Wednesday, December 1, 2021

Santa returns to Rite Aid this holiday season with head intact

After a year without a Santa Claus head at the Rite Aid on First Avenue and Fifth Street, jolly ol' St. Nick has all his body parts (as far as we can tell) this holiday season. 

EVG correspondent Stacie Joy noted Santa's masked presence in the greeting cards section...
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Last year, as EVG reader Daniel shared, Santa was on duty right near the depleted shelf of Entenmann's ... without a head. 

It was not immediately known what happened to it. (Stolen? Swallowed? Kicked?)

5 comments:

  1. Classic - thanks for the pic - That is a great song waiting to happen: "Who Stole The Head Of Santa Claus? "

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  2. santa got some wonky @$$ toes. poor santa, we should start a gofundme for him, and for once we give back to him after all his years of yearly worldwide journeys and for what, crappy stale cookies and santa dont use chimney and you dont have chimney so we need to communicate our keyless entry door code. or leave your doors open, santa is now, he's hip he's happenin, he's doing a thankless job and needs our help!

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  3. Found myself in Santa's aisle last night. It's narrow and the way his hand is raised, I was terrified he was going to strangle me. Bewares...

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  4. I think it's likely this Santa offed the former guy. Took his job and is boss of the Rite Aid now.

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