Thursday, September 29, 2022

A short walk with a tall man

Text and photos Stacie Joy 

Chances are that you've seen Bobby ambling around the neighborhood. And how could you not?
We recently had the chance to take a short stroll with him. It took longer than expected, as many passersby stopped us to ask if they could take a picture or a selfie with him.
Bobby was super friendly with everyone he met ... a gentle giant with the starpower of a Marvel character.
Getting to know more about Bobby was not easy. However easy-going, he was evasive about answering questions, admitting to being from "upstate" and "walking to downtown NYC" but said he didn't know his age, last name or any other pertinent information. 

He said he likes ladders, Twizzlers, carrots, trees, skyscrapers and bananas and doesn't care for rain. He also said he gets pain in his hips and knees from being so leggy at 6-2. He insists he's "just very tall."

He later attempted to prove his height by using his own homemade measuring tape. 
So we went with it and enjoyed his good-natured company, stopping in a few shops along Avenue A and Avenue B... including Ben's Deli, where he obligingly turned on the hard-to-reach ceiling fans, watered the plants and enjoyed a cold drink...
We popped by Mast Books, where Bobby seemed crestfallen when told the store didn't have any books about skyscrapers...
A highlight from the excursion was the trip to Key Food, where Bobby helped manager Richie with signage installation ahead of the "Re-Grand Opening" celebration (Keyapalooza) earlier this month...
You can follow Bobby on Instagram here.

14 comments:

  1. He's very good at manipulating his body with stilts...

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  2. Fun stuff - thank you, Stacie!

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  3. yes i believe he is on stilts why give this guy a platform when he is lying about his height. dont know his name where he came from this would have been on major news while he was growing up. plues those shoes they dont make that.

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  4. "why give this guy a platform"

    Seems like he already has one! Or, more likely, two.

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  5. Being so leggy at 6-2? That's 6-2?

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  6. Maybe he can adopt Little Amal

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  7. Yes, a "strange shtick indeed". Thanks, Neighbor, for the pun. Of course it is a joke, and don't we need a little fun in these dark times? I once saw 2 people in a homemade camel costume (2 humps) hoofing it past Veselka on a summer afternoon. It made my day! More street theater, please.

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    1. When I saw Jethro Tull at MSG in 1975, one band member was on stage briefly dressed in a Zebra costume walking on all fours, with a tail and all. Funny stuff

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    2. You obviously haven't seen The Residents, or Flaming Lips, just to name a couple of costumed bands.

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  8. Why am I the only one in love with tall bobby? I stand (tall) with bobby.

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