Monday, January 26, 2009

A stunning development: Is Haley Joel Osment the Penistrator?

Thanks to the tip from the commenter on the last Penistrator post for this news: So! Is Haley Joel Osment, the Sixth Sense star and NYU student, the notorious Penistrator leaving the snow penii on unsuspecting cars around the East Village? The always reliable TMZ.com had the following shot of someone who looks a lot like HJO...



That stroke looks very familiar. Is this how you Pay it Forward?



More TK on this worldwide, breaking, developing story...
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10 comments:

  1. Jeremiah MossJanuary 26, 2009 at 7:39 AM

    what??? this is freaking me out. first, the fact that someone snapped the penistrator. but then, it's haley joel osment? maybe not. maybe it's just some fratty white kid in a ballcap.

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  2. AnonymousJanuary 26, 2009 at 7:59 AM

    such a cunt!!!

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  3. AnonymousJanuary 26, 2009 at 8:00 AM

    Dude! Are you questioning TMZ.com?

    He does go to NYU!

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  4. Jeremiah MossJanuary 26, 2009 at 8:46 AM

    but is he a gators fan?

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  5. esquared™January 26, 2009 at 9:08 AM

    He sees penis people.

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  6. AnonymousJanuary 26, 2009 at 10:26 AM

    I think we should all let this be settled the only that seems fair...in the court of public opinion!

    Another explanation from a TMZ commenter ... Haley Joel (Or is it just Haley) was simply auditioning for a role in Superbad 2.

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  7. AnonymousJanuary 28, 2009 at 7:02 PM

    i thought every male considered it his duty to draw penises on snowcovered cars as a way of taking credit for the snowfall

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  8. AnonymousJanuary 12, 2010 at 6:58 PM

    the only way you can actually tell its him is from the hat. there are tons of pics/videos of him wearing that hat all over the place
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZV46voQ2Tj4

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  9. AnonymousDecember 30, 2012 at 12:02 PM

    Bloomberg's classy new breed of NY'er marking his ground.
    I'm sure he's had a few of his drawings in his hand in order to get an acting job.

    Nathan Weiner

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  10. AnonymousJanuary 23, 2014 at 4:02 PM

    confirmed!
    https://twitter.com/funnyordie/status/426442135387512832

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