Thursday, March 25, 2010

Panty raid


From the Police Blotter in this week's issue of The Villager:

The manager of Victoria’s Secret, 591 Broadway between Prince and Houston Sts., told police that a group of two men and three women entered the place at 5:20 p.m. Mon., March 15, distracted the security guard, and managed to take 96 panty thongs from a shelf, hide them in a big yellow bag and walk out without paying. The total value lost was $4,680, the store reported.

4 comments:

  1. That's about 48 bucks per thong.What, were they, mink lined or something?

    I can get quite fancy lace thongs for under ten bucks a piece.

    They deserve to be stolen.

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  2. @VH Ha!

    They distracted the security guard, OK. But what about the rest of the sales staff? Where were they when someone was dumping pricy thongs into a big yellow bag?

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  3. somewhere, some kids are having a panty viewing party a la sixteen candles

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  4. @BB Ha!

    My brother paid a dollar last night to see your thong...

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