This arrived in the inbox a little earlier... clearly meant for someone else, like the "underground" grilled-cheese guy ....
I am here at work with my friends and i heard about you and your fabulous grilled cheeses! How do I go about gettting my hands on one? I am now craving your services for lunch. Please get back to me as I would love to have you come by and have a cheesy good time.
Previously on EV Grieve:
Say cheese
EV Cheeeeeeze.
ReplyDelete"I am now craving your services for lunch."
ReplyDeleteAre you trying to seduce EV Grieve, Mrs. Robinson?
@ anon Ha!
ReplyDelete@ Marty — I would say that I'm just drifting. Here in the pool.
I want to say two words to you. Just two words.
ReplyDeleteYes, sir.
Are you listening?
Yes, I am.
Plastic cheese.
(With apologies to the screenwriters of The Graduate.)
@EV Grieve: Ha ha ha! Perfect come back line!
ReplyDeleteSo are you going to make sandwiches for me and my friends or not?
ReplyDelete@Doll. Heh.
ReplyDeleteOK, OK! Let's see what I have here... I have some leftover turkey, potatoes and peas from Odessa.... uh, some bananas.... and some kind of fiber cereal. Oh, and rice cakes. Let me put all this on the rice cakes. That will be $24.95 please. Each.
ok fine. but no tip!
ReplyDelete