Tuesday, October 5, 2010

We'll always have the L train

Via Craigslist:

To the guy who spit on me last night - w4m - 21 (East Village)
Date: 2010-10-05, 2:40PM EDT

Me: standing on the platform of the L train at Union Square, harmlessly kissing my companion.

You: Absolutely fucking batshit.

I have no idea what prompted this, but thanks for coming up and spitting in our faces. I really appreciated your saliva in my eye. It really made the mood all the more special.

7 comments:

  1. Absolutely charming! Reminds me of the time that I vomited on an elderly couple in a Paris subway...

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  2. Showing affection in public is great!!The person was probably jealous. Back in theday I was affectionate in public and many people gave me negative vibes for it. I did not care. Keep on kissing!

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  3. I retched on a BART train in Frisco, went all over a couple haha!

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  4. Is L Train slang for Superdive?

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  5. I had a landlord spit in my face once - he was a 6'3" strong man and I was (and still am) a petite 5'3" flower.

    He didn't like the fact that I gave him notice I was outta there in a month. He knew he couldn't hit me, so he spit at me instead. And I called the cops.

    Spitting on someone is considered assault. So I pressed charges. He got so rattled that he ended up paying ME $500 bucks to drop them.

    Which I graciously did. I rode that spit all the way to Greece for a lovely vacation.

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  6. I wonder if this was the spitter's uncouth and ungentlemanly way of trying to get a three-way going?

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  7. better than a knife in the gut, right?

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